Silver Tongue

Jul 05

slimespecter:
“artfight attack
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slimespecter:

artfight attack

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thyrell:

cheeselegstheblog:

kaijuno:

patrik-star:

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

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when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

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me after assassinating a politician at 2000 yards with my patented finger gun technique

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voyagerprobe:

greenbloodedskink:

fullmetalfisting:

santijpg-gone-deactivated202303:

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this is just what gerrymandering in the US looks like 

You do realise a LOT of french people will oppose that right ? Word of advice : leave the Bretons alone or be prepared for repercussions

the french will be completely fine with it stop being such a tightass

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woolblossom:

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Elefun :)

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Anonymous asked:

I bet you do like tits you little bitch

sadmemegf:

fuckstev:

well of course i do but what the fuck does this mean are you okay

me and my internalised homophobia, age 12

phatwithanf asked:

Minerva Pentagram Kelly

demilypyro:

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

Gotta get myself one of these bad boys

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Emily I thought you wanted your audience sexualizing you LESS this is the last thing you need

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I hate this fucking family

ponyway:

modmad:

neil-gaiman:

fantomfox:

Imagine when a lukewarm take is so wrong that the author rightfully, publicly drags it….

“Say you’ve never read Sandman without saying you’ve never read Sandman.”

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It’s definitely been a week. How did it get so normal and sensible on Tumblr, while the grumpy shouty people are off on Twitter? So odd…

Mr. Gaiman acknowledging that tumblr is marginally less of a hellsite than other social media platforms rn is some sort of sign. idk if it’s like an endtimes sign or goodtimes sign but that’s surely some prophetic level shit there

They left to Twitter after the porn ban. It confirms my theory that all these shout people are hormonal teenagers.

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dekubud:

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ok what about the umbrella tho

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chronophobica:

chronophobica:

me, copy pasting the same joke on tumblr, 3 discord servers, 2 dms, and a group chat: I am doing amazing. I am doing fantastic. I am going to get a good grade in funny, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

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shaking and crying

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