Silver Tongue

May 31

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thehat2:

I couldn’t resist making this.

(Source: hatman, via zeroyalviking)

lambicorn:

lucilequiquempois:

Oh my god I’m watching Bambi II and

wait this looks familiar….

oh no

OH NO

(Source: alouette-lulu, via robustquestioner)

kelpiesnshit:

a-random-mod:

kelpiesnshit:

Is it true cows have more than one stomach and if so how to they all make the same poop like why no like 4 butt holes?

They have5 stomachs that lead into each other before leading to the butt. Some are bred with Windows to their stomachs that you can stick your arm in.

I was once extremely concerned with cows only having one butt hole. Now I am violently concerned about window cows.

Windowed cows are actually healthier than normal ones because the people who raise them can remove harmful things they can’t digest like Apple’s.

(Source: hollllow, via hollllow)

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kelpiesnshit:

Is it true cows have more than one stomach and if so how to they all make the same poop like why no like 4 butt holes?

They have5 stomachs that lead into each other before leading to the butt. Some are bred with Windows to their stomachs that you can stick your arm in.

(Source: hollllow)

deducecanoe:

ayellowbirds:

heytheredelilahpool:

eileenpaints:

peterpreciousparker:

escapedpatronus:

tHERE IT IS

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

I connect with these panels on a spiritual level

this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.

The major cause of Peter Parker’s problems is, in fact, Peter Parker.

(Source: gloomyskye, via robustquestioner)

petermaximoff:

toraziyals:

one time my old roommate made an account on some kind of website focused on finding job offers, and a random woman sent her a message that was like, “hello, i see you are a young woman who lives in maryland, i am looking for someone to legally marry my son for two years so that he can get cheaper tuition to a college in your state, would you be interested? i would pay you for doing this and you could get divorced afterwards”

it was SUPER WEIRD and she was of course like “no?? i won’t do this, what the fuck” BUT ANYWAYS IMO this should be everyone’s next strange fanfiction plot: “we got married for the college tuition because my mom secretly arranged it over the internet” au

okay but like two friends getting married for cheaper tution like hah we are geniuses this is a fool proof plan and we are completely platonic everything is fine haha i didnt just notice how beautiful your eyes are and how soft your hair feels LOVING THIS CHEAPER TUITION EVERYTHING IS FINE

Would any of my friends like to marry me so I can go to college cheaper?

(Source: ziyal, via robustquestioner)