Silver Tongue

Apr 19

yiffmaster:

sonicrushadventures:

yiffmaster:

yiffmaster:

I JUST BLEW THIS DUDE AND IT TURNS OUT HE WORKS AT POLITICO AND WE’RE NETWORKING LMAO

HE SAID THEY’RE HIRING IN THE EDITORIALS SECTION AND GAVE ME AN EMAIL TO SEND MY RESUME TO I CANT BELIEVE I COULD GET A JOB AT POLITICO BECAUSE I SUCKED OFF A HOT DAD IN A CLUB

goals

everyone this is the year to follow your dreams because 2016 isn’t real and normal rules don’t apply

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simkaye:

nothing gets my self esteem going better than tumblr dot com

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Apr 18

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Takes four players 7 years to finish a game

gay-compass:

silver-tongues-blog:

egberts:

wizardshark:

faalst-sokink:

whose ready to fucking speedrun sburb

so we need to calculate John’s de facto speed

wait, didn’t vriska tell him at one point how to beat it early and it killed him and that’s the timeline davesprite was from?

yep. because Vriska likes getting people murdered

Nah, my point was that trying to cheat your way to the end would end up killing you. It’s basically like the hyrule wall of wind waker where there’s nothing you can do to get around 7 years of adventuring just to get past it legit no matter how many glitches you exploit.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: why does the day have to dragon? I can't bear to be without you!

wardenasksthings:

Puns are my turn on
7/10

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