Silver Tongue

May 31

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thefartsinourstars:

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

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just-shower-thoughts:

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become huge underground maracas.

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asiangreyjoys:

friends that sin together win together

What about those who write tragedies?

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did-you-kno:

sixpenceee:

This image from the New England Journal of Medicine shows the effect of sunlight on this truck driver. He’s been exposed to 25 years of direct sunlight thanks to his job but only on the left side of his face. So we get a first-hand view at how much more aged human skin looks when bombarded with sunlight over the years.

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sub-maureen:

no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan

Probably not nearly as high as you have to be to write a book about it

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what are the top five Things you associate with me

hiccupkin:

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

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noobtheloser:

yourdndstories:

What a dog.

Continuing my trend of reblogging from my new D&D stories blog ‘cause I WANT IT TO GROW. I apologize to people who aren’t interested, I’ll stop reblogging once yourdndstories can stand on its own. 

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spaceytears:

gaymergirls:

you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian

I have no idea who Mercutio is, but Shakespearean pakistani lesbians sound awesome. 

Mercutio is romeos friend who causes five deaths because of a pun.

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