rosethealchemist asked: You know I was fascinated by you discussion with betty-the-beehive-mod. They were obviously a skeptic who didn't believe in the existence of spirits let alone malevolent demons yet you do. You show concern with what could happen with a Ouija board even though there's no imperial evidence of any of this. I don't want to attack you personally. Because I thought you were a skeptic, I'm confused. What are your beliefs regarding the supernatural. Just remember you're making claims on reality.
I believe there is something supernatual in existence. And while charlie charlie may be fake, I still don’t wanna take chances with ouija boards. I’ve had very bad experiences with them before.
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Bruh, I"m getting a really bad rash when I touch silver. I think I’m alergic to that too.”
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sometimes i think about that video of those call of duty devs talking about the innovation behind collision detection in schools of fish followed by a cut to 1996′s super mario 64
what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center
“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something”
“i’m gonna prank them so hard”
“joey no”
“im gonna say i’m satan”
“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”
Oh please let this be real. When I’m dead, I’ll have my dream job <3
Not gonna lie, I would totally do that if I was a ghost
(Source: phichitchulanonts, via betty-the-murder-mare)
xstormfire5159x-deactivated2015 asked: Except here's the thing. I tried being nice and polite, and that made it happen again, except nastier. Just please remove the posts.
Fine, but you have to understand that acting like a toddler and getting angry for like no reason is not the way to get what you want. You don’t always get your way and you *really* won’t if you keep jumping to conclusions and being nasty to everyone.
Nobody is obligated to do your request just because you’re polite, xstormfire5159x. Stop acting like a self entitled prick.
Welp. It’s almost like the vast majority of Muslims are perfectly normal people who hate violence like the rest of us. Who knew?
Also this shows that they were completely willing to turn in the bad egg in their community. Meanwhile, when white people commit hate crimes the entire country comes together to excuse it.
^ amen
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y’all remember in Inglorious Bastards when the nazis all go to see the movie about the “war hero” who sniped tons of jews and was esteemed in the military and by hitler for it?
that’s literally exactly American Sniper sorry
eli roth, who made the short film for inglourious basterds that that nazis watch in the theater, has actually pointed out this connection which i find so fucking incredible
(Source: holleringemoji, via saccharinecyanide)