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This speaks for itself, really.
I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That’s how much faith I have left in humanity.
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No is no in almost every language, but funny enough, a lot of people still don’t understand it.
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Armed
protestorterrorists since 1492HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GO ON WITH NO URGENCY… AMERICA IS AN ASS BACKWARDS COUNTRY
I woupd shit my fuck pants if some ass would do that to me while i was just minding my own business…
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Don’t let jellyfishes outta the water…
…they get…
thirsty ;;;))
My pants are drenched to the knees, my jacket is completely soaked and I’m the only driver because they let my coworker go home three hours early and yet my boss tells me I complain too much
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