Silver Tongue

May 28

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facts-i-just-made-up:
“wet-farts-smell-the-same:
“Somebody explain this to me
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The car was left there for well over 20 years, and in that time a street lamp grew up through its engine and hood.
The phenomenon is seen more often with trees and older...

facts-i-just-made-up:

wet-farts-smell-the-same:

Somebody explain this to me

The car was left there for well over 20 years, and in that time a street lamp grew up through its engine and hood.

The phenomenon is seen more often with trees and older cars, but as cities expand and cars encroach on the street lamp’s home, this will become more and more common. It’s bad for both the car and the street lamp, as the car will obviously become immobile and the street lamp itself may exhibit stunted growth or a disproportionate bulb. The lamp seen above has a bloated fixture but only shines at 150 lux, in contrast to a healthy street lamp’s 500.

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via saccharinecyanide)

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escapedgoat:

thefuuuucomics:

krisarchasm:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

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This has been done before, I’m sure.

Brilliant.

What’s awesome about this is that “blonde” doesn’t automatically =“White” like it usually does when it’s used to describe someone.

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inuis:
“ fantomeheart:
“ The only acceptable birthday cake
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so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
”
So you would rather eat the charmander alive? What the fuck is wrong with you?

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

So you would rather eat the charmander alive? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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notababoonbrandishingastick:

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

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hoofprint-is-spooky:

mallemerok:

just-shower-thoughts:

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

According to Godzilla movies, Godzilla is a hero that helps Japan rule the world in the future. Just watch Godzilla Vs King Ghidorah for proof.

They were making a reference on how the nukes dropped on japan in WWII might make them associate nuclear fallout with complete destruction.

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Anonymous asked: ALICE IS THE DEMON SPAWN OF SATAN AND THE JABBERWOCK IS HER BROTHER!I NEED MORE WINE!

scraps-is-busy:

Totally gonna make a brother for Alice named Jabberwocky. Or just Jabber for short.

jabber should take more after his mother…