Silver Tongue

May 27

overlordkyle:
“Neko sonata
”
That is a fish as a horse as a human as a cat

overlordkyle:

Neko sonata

That is a fish as a horse as a human as a cat

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seasaltmemories:

If you think puns are harmless remember that puns got Mercutio killed and as a result 5 other people

Mercutio brought it on himself. The other 5 were just extensions of his punishment.

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slunky-of-sheffield:

“Stealth is an option.”

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what do you mean that’s not a picture of a fire breathing dog?

what do you mean that’s not a picture of a fire breathing dog?

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Don’t bother doing something if you’re not gonna take the necessary safety precautions in case things go wrong. Listen to someone who HAS done something like it before and take their advice.

silver-tongues-blog asked: Listen, when things go to shit, wrap the paper and pencils in cloth and twine and throw it in the river. then use salts around the house to get any lingering enteties

betty-the-beehive-mod:

a-random-mod:

betty-the-murder-mare:

Well considering how the city nearly flooded, that wouldn’t be hard. Not that I expect for any of that to happen. And if something were to happen, I’d just burn the items roast some mellows maybe. No need to litter jesus.

But honestly, you’re taking this a wee bit too seriously.

Burning them won’t work. If anything, it will make the situation worse.
You need to throw them in the river. Demons and spirits can’t pass moving water.

Dude, I’m not driving god knows where to find a river. Just… relax okay? I got this.

No, you really don’t.
You most certainly do not have this.

fangsartworkshop asked: You seem to know your spirits and demons

I know enough to say there’s something supernatural in the world.

I’ve had a bad experience with a ouija board, an angry spirit and other shit.

This ghost named John was an immature brat who threw my toy robot at my brother, seriously hurting him and nearly broke our TV.

ouija boards can’t be destroyed by fire and they can’t be buried. You need to wrap them up and throw them into the nearest river. Even home made ones.

silver-tongues-blog asked: Listen, when things go to shit, wrap the paper and pencils in cloth and twine and throw it in the river. then use salts around the house to get any lingering enteties

betty-the-murder-mare:

Well considering how the city nearly flooded, that wouldn’t be hard. Not that I expect for any of that to happen. And if something were to happen, I’d just burn the items roast some mellows maybe. No need to litter jesus.

But honestly, you’re taking this a wee bit too seriously.

Burning them won’t work. If anything, it will make the situation worse.
You need to throw them in the river. Demons and spirits can’t pass moving water.

wolfitten asked: Saw you talking about that Charlie Charlie challenge thing and I just watched a video about it. Apparently there is no Mexican demon named Charlie and according to some expert they asked, most "Mexican demons" are made up by Americans. Just thought you might wanna know, I thought it was interesting :)

Mexican demon or not, charlie charlie still involves the use of a ouija board and that in itself makes it dangerous enough.

Seriously, I am begging you all to trust me when I tell you not to fuck with ouija boards.