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the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning
#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)
Oh my god it got so much better.
Snape takes a shot
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So, I got a new pone from rosexknight and named her Agate and made her a unicorn. She’s the daughter of Azure Quartz and Alice.
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Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
This is disproportionately hilarious to me.
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
63 Earths can fit inside Uranus. Source
… That’s Neptune?
No, that’s earth. Can’t you read?
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danny fenton:
-wears a shirt to the water park
-accidentally uses the womens restroom
-“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify”
-chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit
-is a trans boyreblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”
literally the entire show danny phantom was a metaphor for being in the closet tho???
cis people get mad at the most asinine shitI don’t really mind a trans boy in kids cartoons but may I see actual sources and visual proof?
Danny Fenton
-constantly having to hide a core part of his identity from his family due to fear of rejection
-constantly has to deal with his family’s casual(and often not so casual) hatred of ghosts, a group to which he belongs.
-is only out as a ghost to a select group of his closest friends who he trusts with his secret.
liteally how could you not interpret this as a metaphor for being in the closet
I am a queer person and never thought of this but damn son.
(Source: gayw, via deep-sea-prince)
ADOPTS!! These guys are based on a myriad of Disney Songs. I decided to go with mostly hero songs this time. The next batch will probably be villain songs. The base was mad by the amazing dracini, who totally gets one of these for free.
These guys are gonna be OTA (offer to adopt).
I’m gonna charge $5 for these guys, or 500 DA points. I will also accept character/custom trades but I MUCH prefer cash. Which means offers for cash will ALWAYS take priority. Cash will be sent through PayPal.
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4561. Colors of The Wind (Pocahontas) - a-random-mod
2. A Whole New World (Aladdin) - fangpony
3. Once Upon A Dream (Sleeping Beauty) - mine…
4. I Have a Dream (Tangled) - OPEN
5. Dig a Little Deeper (Princess and the Frog) - dracini
6. Something There (Beauty and the Beast) - anau_slamarie713 of FAShoot me a message if you’re interested!
ONLY ONE MORE OPEN! And it’s the cute bat. Come on how adorable is he? Someone buy him.
Got a blue paint!
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