Silver Tongue

May 26

Reply to this with your most believable, yet fake Kotaku article titles.

slimeportal:

momentary-lapse-in-sanity:

fungal-herald:

thespectacularspider-girl:

compoundconstellation:

whatiswiththissite:

whatiswiththissite:

egalitarianqueen:

termanal-velocity:

“Is GamerGate The Reason Silent Hill Was Canceled?”

“Is Animal Crossing racist for not having a customization screen?”

“why Majora’s Mask enforces patriarchal institutions of Racism” 

“Why ‘the hero’ Zelda is the opitome of male entitlement and nice guy syndrome”

“Harvest Moon’s Surprising Misogyny and Racism”

“GamerGate, Threat or Menace”

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Why Skyrim is male empowerment,

Why Call of Duty is Still Fresh and Original

“We’re Not Fox News” Says Kotaku

“Konami Making a Comeback?”

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pumbloom-initiative:

auralords:

pumbloom-initiative:

there are probably still people writing fanfiction and thinking that a foot long dick is normal

THAT IS NOT ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE DO NOT

I believe the biggest dick in the world, as in guinness book, is 13.5 inches and the guy who has it had said he felt woozy when he got hard due to less blood going to his head. My brain is FULL of useless facts.

oh my god

noooo

The person with the largest dick also cannot do vaginal sex due to putting the female at risk of injury.

(via deep-sea-prince)

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saccharinecyanide:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(pheromones) Demisexual

(Source: bomo, via saccharinecyanide)

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May 25

just-shower-thoughts:

Someday, 3D printing might be capable of printing PC parts, allowing someone to literally download more RAM.

You wouldn’t download a computer

(via just-shower-thoughts)

Anonymous asked: Ha! Scared of demons, Rose?

rosexknight:

YES!

VERY!

I DO NOT FUCK WITH THE SUPERNATURAL DUDE!!

Don’t be rude anon.
You don’t fuck with demons.
Don’t fuck with a Ouija board.
Don’t fuck with the supernatural in general.

rosexknight:

a-random-mod:

rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

betterthankanyebitch:

friend: are you going to do the Charlie challenge?! :)

me:

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Wait. What the heck is the Charlie Challenge and WHY are people doing it IF IT INVOLVES DEMONS?!

Basically you make a home made Ouija Board and summon a spirit/demon named Charlie.

THAT IS SUCH A STUPID IDEA!!

now it makes sense why a lot of people are doing it

They’re going to summon some shit, and get themselves killed, and I will have NO SYMPATHY FOR THEM AT ALL

People are stupid. They do these stupid challenges despite being warned how dangerous it was. Remember when people were doing the kylee jenner lip challenge despite a lot of people warning them that it can cause permanent scarring and disfigurement?

Or the banana and sprite challenge even though it causes you to immediately puke…

or even the cinnamon challenge which could irritate the throat to the point where it swells and possibly closes.

(via rosexknight)