Silver Tongue

Apr 13

STOP WITH THE CAKES ALREADY IT’S DRIVING ME MAD

I absolutely hate the term “piece of cake”

Have you ever made a cake? I have. It was delicious but it was fucking hard to make. So next time someone says something is a piece of cake, let them know that cake is pretty hard to make.

Also, don’t be a dick and destroy three cakes in one day. Someone went through the trouble of making those cakes.

STOP RUINING THE CAKES

welp, let’s get this over with

Why can’t people unironically enjoy faceoff? It’s a hilarious action flick with two of the most over the top actors acting like each other and is absolutely fun to watch. It’s like if swery made a movie

grumpquoteoftheday:

“I know the exact symbol which captures the nobility and vitality of my house.” -Dan Avidan’s Game of Thrones house sigil / Game of Grumps
[GQotD]

Anonymous asked: what is it about ampharos that you love so much?

cutie pie
rad
powerrrrrfull
nice colour scheme
zap zap wowie zowie

You forgot dashing wonderer

majorpepperidge:

twilimidnaz:
robotnikholmescomicblog:
Don’t talk to me and my son and my son’s son and my son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s daughter and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s daughter’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s daughter’s son’s son and my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s daughter’s son’s son’s son ever again.
& knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles & knuckles
WELL I can tell which of you are in /sthg/

(via wuffleton)

fuckyeahtx:

adulthoodisokay:
I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.
Dead.

(Source: twitter.com, via wuffleton)

allthingsships:

lost-and-confused-fallen-angel:
brethewriter:
hedwig-of-the-tardis:
kagamine-kai:
sunshiine-state-of-mind:
kateitron:
wendy-darling-forever:
avatarkatnisspotter:
acciobowtie:
thatoneweirdfilmmajor:
theplaidlad:
thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis:
What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…
i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god
i filled up both sides
what just happened
this makes me uncomfortable,
then do =x+2+ for the next part
for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1
What is this sorcery?!?!
this is my favorite post on tumblr
the ending is: 12=x1=
So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:
- 2 - 2 x =
= x + 2 +
- 2 - 2 x =
= x + 2 +
= + 1 = + 1
- 7 2 + 7
= x + 2 +
= 2 + 2 1
= x + 2 +
- 2 - 2 x =
= x + 2 +
- 2 - 2 x =
= x + 2 +
- 2 - 2 x =
= x + 2 +
- 2 - 2 x =
= x + 2 +
- 7 2 + 7
= x + 2 +
- 7 2 + 7
= x + 2 +
= 7 7 2 +
= x + 2 +
= x - 7
- 2
- 2 - 2 x =
= x + 2 +
= x + 2 1
= x + 2 +
1 2 = x 1 =
My mind just broke
*writes furiously*
Mom: Are you writing an essay?
Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely.

(via thatsthat24)