Silver Tongue

Apr 11

Cross dimensional baby stacking

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me: ive still got an ace up my sleeve
my very small asexual friend: please let me out

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benedizzle-cumberwubwubwub:
i-am-fangirl-here-me-squeel:
alldolleddown:
iamsofreakingfetch:
And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.
His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for Always Pads.
his eyes were as blue as my tumblr dashboard
His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing
His eyes were as blue as the rest of his face turned as I strangled him to death

his eyes were as blue as tumblr and his personality was just as bad

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baz-the-cat:

sayitwithsarcophilus:
polyjolllly:
becausedragonage:
I’m laughing my head off. “There should have been a warning.”
The warning is that it’s a retelling of the fucking Illiad. Honest to God, a story involving one of the most famous same-sex love affairs in the history of literature and there should have been a warning?
WARNING: THE GREEKS WERE GAYYYY
“YAOI BOY X BOY DON’T LIKE DON’T READ” - Homer
THE GREEKS WERE SO GAY HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THIS ATHENS LITERALLY PROMOTED PEDERASTY HOW DOES ONE EXCEPT SOMETHING ABOUT THE GREEKS TO /NOT/ BE GAY

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jitterbugjive:

bugeyedfreaks:
shybutnotsilent:
“You just hate change.” = “I disagree with your criticism of [whatever], so I’m going to pretend you’re nothing more than a biased hater because I don’t want to see criticism of something I like.”
Baaaasically what I’ve been seeing so far.
same with “it’s just a kid’s show” and “you’re over analyzing”

people aren’t even trying to be creative :U

also “wanting proper representation”=“SJW bullshit” to a lot of people because it’s not like there’s people who grow up feeling like an outlier because they don’t have anyone to relate to.

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