My race will always come first the rest of my life!
Who’s here to fight for black people other than black people. Every race shits on us and then expects us to defend them. You can’t treat someone like shit and then expect them to be cool with you later, that’s not logical! Black people have band together sense we came to this shitty country but yet we have to fight for everyone?
Yes, I will stand up for other race but because I am black, I WILL ALWAYS STAND UP FOR BLACK PEOPLE FIRST!
This is my favorite post EVER!!!!
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“We’ve become a culturally bankrupt country. We ban books like Little Red Riding Hood. We recoil through classical art, because it depicts the majesty of the human form. But most importantly, what we call football, ISN’T football. It’s rugby for fucking pussies!”
— The President of the United States (Cockney accent), Saints Row IV
100% hydrated. A fully formed wing, very realistic and well made.
75% hydrated. Still fully formed, realistic with some misshapen places at times.
50% hydrated. Malformed, skin begins to dry and magical shape dwindles. Still able to hold misshapen, loose, thin form.
25% hydrated. Wing begins to deteriorate. Only magical form left is the main line. Breaks away like dead leaves, very thin.
0% hydrated. No skin left of the wing, magic shape recedes into the body. Only sign of what once was a wing may be slight lumps of loose skin where they used to be. At this point the kelpie would be running out of magic, and starting to die of dehydration. A glass of water and a dip will restore the kelpies magic and morphing powers.
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Anonymous asked: >hooks and barbs oh christ above stop kp you are stirrin up bad feelings of a good kind
As you can see by this picture I took of my big brothers penis FOR SCIENCE, the kelpie penis is definitely more attractive and proper. I’ll give you a run down of the anatomy to educate you on why we have so much better genitals for our males.
A. The feelers of the penis. These are flabby and very flexible, like your normal pony ears and human earlobes. This provides extra stimulation, making sure that the male ejaculates a proper amount to assert his dominance or impregnate the female.
B. These special nubs provide much of the same stimulation as the feelers, but when these are rubbed they produce a special lubricating and protective gel, helping the male mate faster, more effectively, and with better ease. They only produce this gen when the male is fully erect and being stimulated, making the gel something that some people sell and buy for consumption and lubrication.
C. Barbs simple and true. These help dig into the insides to make sure breeding and domination goes through completely. While the other can break away from the male, it will result in their innards being ripped open and savaged more. As the penis gets harder, the barbs stick out more and more until in their fully erect position, as shown here.
D. The sheath, where the un-erect penis resides. When the male is ready to mate or dominate, his penis slowly comes out of the skin until fully erect, when he is done, it withdraws back into the protective pouch. This keeps the penis clean and sensitive.
