Silver Tongue

May 18

Mark Twain believed humans are the only evil creatures in existence because of our sense of right and wrong. Nothing a tiger does is immoral because it has no moral sense. Our moral sense curses us with the ability to choose evil, a trait wholly unique to humanity. Mark Twain really fucked me up.

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Anonymous asked: In reference to that reblog earlier...why would that person laugh at other people's misery? Why? This is really messing with my head and I know it shouldn't but it is. I've met so many crazy sadistic assholes who have harmed me in my life for fucking sport, and it's just unnerving to here people go like "lol misery". I know there's dark humor and slapstick but didn't they say it's real people?! I think I'm overreacting. Would they laugh at me now. Fuck me. I'm literally just a joke now o my god.

Schadenfreude is the joy one gets from the misfortune of others. You are a liar if you say you haven’t laughed at someone tripping. Hell, most sitcoms use the feeling of schadenfreude to write. Like, the writers think “what series of unfortunate events can the main characters go through to make the audience laugh?

pietrosnipple:

assashkiin:
vashoths:
catoverlord:
zero–cool:
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dragonpajamas:
science side of tumblr
why are there so many assassins creed games
capitalism
Still waitin for a CoD and AC collab

One of these days, someone is gonna rewrite the entirety of the great gatsby with these letters

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rosexknight:

fullmetalfisting:
Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god
I’m one of the ones that would want to be a house wife

I wish I could be a stripper because they have a lot of agility and make a shit ton of money

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Pat: You were laughing at the crazy guys running by!
Matt: No those weren't crazy guys, those were orderlies.
Pat: [Pause] No that was the asylu-
Matt: We'll have to look back at the footage.
Pat: Noo!
Matt: [Laughs]
Pat: This is not that bullshit Woolie "We agree to disagree" HORSESHIT.
Matt: I agree to disagree.
Pat: Woolie, it's BLUE. "Uh, we'll just have to agree to disagree."
Matt: You're looking at the sky, JERK!
Pat: [Laughs, short pause] Okay, that was intense. Clearly I hit on something here.

lizzymodblog:

I spend like 75% of my life trying not to laugh at other people’s misery and feeling bad about it.

schadenfreude

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me: *is young boy*
father: *takes me into city*
me: *sees a marching band*
father: son when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned will you defeat them your demons and all the non-believers the plans that they have made because one day i'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the black parade
me: chill dad i'm trying to watch the marching band wtf

Anonymous asked: You should make a tamers rp blog

Me and a few friends considered it. but we ultimately decided that we would never update it.

psyducked:

laperiphrase:
My favorite thing has always been the Cambridge Dictionary pronunciation of ‘parmesan’
How did you even discover this

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!?

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