Silver Tongue

May 18

the-weird-wide-web:

Mark Twain believed humans are the only evil creatures in existence because of our sense of right and wrong. Nothing a tiger does is immoral because it has no moral sense. Our moral sense curses us with the ability to choose evil, a trait wholly unique to humanity. Mark Twain really fucked me up.

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Anonymous asked: In reference to that reblog earlier...why would that person laugh at other people's misery? Why? This is really messing with my head and I know it shouldn't but it is. I've met so many crazy sadistic assholes who have harmed me in my life for fucking sport, and it's just unnerving to here people go like "lol misery". I know there's dark humor and slapstick but didn't they say it's real people?! I think I'm overreacting. Would they laugh at me now. Fuck me. I'm literally just a joke now o my god.

Schadenfreude is the joy one gets from the misfortune of others. You are a liar if you say you haven’t laughed at someone tripping. Hell, most sitcoms use the feeling of schadenfreude to write. Like, the writers think “what series of unfortunate events can the main characters go through to make the audience laugh?

pietrosnipple:

assashkiin:

vashoths:

catoverlord:

zero–cool:

catoverlord:

dragonpajamas:

science side of tumblr

why are there so many assassins creed games

capitalism

Still waitin for a CoD and AC collab

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One of these days, someone is gonna rewrite the entirety of the great gatsby with these letters

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rosexknight:

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

I’m one of the ones that would want to be a house wife

I wish I could be a stripper because they have a lot of agility and make a shit ton of money

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lizzymodblog:

I spend like 75% of my life trying not to laugh at other people’s misery and feeling bad about it.

schadenfreude

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Anonymous asked: You should make a tamers rp blog

Me and a few friends considered it. but we ultimately decided that we would never update it.

psyducked:

laperiphrase:

My favorite thing has always been the Cambridge Dictionary pronunciation of ‘parmesan’

How did you even discover this

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!?

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