Silver Tongue

May 17

hersheywrites:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Yo, I deadass did not reblog her yesterday and some fucked up shit happened to me today.

Not taking the risk. I saw what her curse did to the Ylnats family and I am not gonna have that.

(Source: illinicoise, via betty-the-murder-mare)

was a mafioso named Smooze
I had gotten lucky and was only blocked and jailed once. Then I managed to kill the jailor and escort (witch was killed by jailor)
I saw my opportunity to make the reference and I did.

was a mafioso named Smooze

I had gotten lucky and was only blocked and jailed once. Then I managed to kill the jailor and escort (witch was killed by jailor)

I saw my opportunity to make the reference and I did.

thedenofravenpuff:

nightguardmod:

lizzymodblog:

askfordoodles:

Ok, that whole episode was my favourite thing ever, but can we all please take a moment to appreciate how cute the Smooze is?

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it comes to mind that nobody has ever seen the smooze before. hell, nobody has ever heard of it, including celestia and twilight with their infinite knowledge. who’s to say discord didn’t literally create this being, based on this weird purple slime monster from some dumb cartoon he used to watch when he was just a little chaos god, just to fuck with fluttershy?

I’ll admit, I was disappointed by the Smooze at first. We all saw the storyboard with its introduction, which was black and white pencil, and had eyes. So naturally, I thought it was going to be as awesome a throwback to the G1 villain as Tirek was. But this Smooze has no eyes, had the wrong gooeyness, doesn’t talk much less sing, and is even the wrong color!

And it means my WCP-600 might be Jossed. The horror!

But that is a very cute smooze. And given Discord’s now obviously canon dimension jumping and 4th wall breaking, perhaps it was a smooze-alike that he brought, inspired from the 3rd season.

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Freaking awesome episode, all Discord shippers getting plenty of scenes and materials from this one I say. I’ll be hugely disappointed if I don’t see any pictures of the epic adventures that poor mail pony goes through while on duty. Just saying.

But, although Smooze here was pretty cute in his own right and caused plenty of fun scenes I’m looking forward to see the fandom artists and fic-writers to play with, I was disappointed by his use.

Maybe because, in my very limited childhood, My Little Pony the Movie starring the Smooze as a big threat to deal with was one of the thing things I had to watch with MLP and so watched it A LOT and had a huge respect for the Smooze as a plot device and monster, I was hoping they would save that for something much bigger than just a silly party pooper only eating glowy things… 

Still freaking loved this episode though.

I ship tree hugger with smooze. And though this smooze wasn’t like the original smooze, it is possible that there are different types of smooze considering the first smooze was created without Flume and this smooze was found by discord.

It is entirely possible Smooze is a species rather than a character.

(via thedenofravenpuff)

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avian-asshole:

machopichu:

“It’s just his opinion don’t hate him for his opinions!!!!”“

Okay so what should we hate him for then? His hairstyle??? His nervous system???

Newsflash: opinions are a huge part of who someone is and what they think about things is kind of an indication of what sort of person they are and if they have shitty opinions it’s probably a sign that they are a shitty person

Like an opinion isn’t some otherworldly sacred thing??? Opinions are not immune from criticism??? Just because “he’s entitled to his opinion omggg!!!” doesn’t mean we’re not entitled to OUR opinion that HIS opinion is shitty???

Grow the fuck up

Sometimes I feel like tumblr needs to lay back and take a chill pill, man.

(Source: synonomy, via vampywe)

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May 16

adurot:
“I love the references in this shot.
”
Let’s see. Three stooges, sailor moon, and PPG

adurot:

I love the references in this shot.

Let’s see. Three stooges, sailor moon, and PPG

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theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

that-kid-from-london:

oprahwinfried:

chickiefingie:

the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night

except that you can do that

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then press shift + F3

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congratulations

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)