Silver Tongue

May 15

[video]

hoofprint-is-spooky:
a-random-mod:
deansurvived:
the-prince-is-right:
divorcedreality:
george washington rises from the dead
“you done fucked up”
“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”
“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS. PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.
Zombie George Washington for President 2k15
Unfortunately you can only serve two terms and he already did. If washington did somehow come up from the dead, he cannot run for president again.
As Futurama showed, if he comes back with a robot body instead, then he can go up for reelection again.
Yeah, but knowing Nixon, he probably had to bribe a few people just to get that loophole to work

Of course that was only a thing after FDR served more than two terms and the people realized that a president could be elected a lot of times and that could be potentially bad. So they made the limit be two terms, due to before it wasn’t an official rule but the presidents just sort of did it because Washington only served two terms before fucking off to wherever. So because the rule is based on how many washington served, he could possibly run more times.

(Source: sailormango, via picketsmodblog-deactivated20181)

[video]

sexygoatgod:

krispythinkings:
slaygnstonhughes:
gabrielleamaris:
the-prophet18:
universaldelusion:
cutecurvycoffeebrat:
Lol savage
I no longer believe in the human race.
This is the laziest shit ever
How lazy can humans get?
Have you never met white ppl?
I didn’t realise only white people lost mobility due to age, physical disability or degenerative illnesses.
Because the target market for this product are those people who are disabled or lack mobility. You are literally mocking people who cannot for whatever reason do something you take for granted and then packaging it up as a race issue.
I didn’t know my scoliosis keeping me from reaching all the way to my foot made me white.
I also didn’t know that time I got a cast after I blew out my knee was the reason I was white.
I wonder what race my grandmother and the dementia unit in the old folks home were when they were young.

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ally-mod:

aquilamon:
i hate when white people do these “just how unhealthy is fast food?” studies
like literally no one gives a damn when youre starving and the only thing you can afford is that $2 burger
i hate when ~~white~~ people do these “just how unhealthy is fast food?” studies
like literally no one gives a damn when youre starving and the only thing you can afford is that $2 burger

I also hate it when people make up facts about “how much cheaper it is to eat healthy”

Like, I’m all for a healthier diet if someone can afford it but don’t make up facts because it pisses people off

(Source: violaslayvis, via )

[video]

Maybe it’s for the best that X-men and Avengers don’t cross over

i-wish-icouldntfeel-a-damn-thing:

2srooky:
dixie-chicken:
phiasmir:
Avengers: “Oh no, a metal man is making a metal army to terrorize the world! He’s indestructible! Metal!”

Magneto: [deep sigh]

Magneto: *raises arm*

Magneto: *clenches fist*

CREDITS
Post-credits scene is just twent minutes of him playing “stop hitting yourself” with Tony.
bucky is stuck to a traffic light and crying for steve to help him down.
I don’t understand why this is a bad thing

pheonix vs scarlet witch
All I’m saying

(via robustquestioner)

Who will die on the titanic?

pshyeaitsmish:

Aries- no
Taurus- no
Gemini- no
Cancer- no
Virgo- no
Libra- no
Scorpio- no
Sagittarius- no
Leo- yes
Capricorn- no
Aquarius- no
Pisces- no

Which signs will win an oscar?

Aries- yes
Taurus- yes
Gemini- yes
Cancer- yes
Virgo- yes
Libra- yes
Scorpio- yes
Sagittarius- yes
Leo- no
Capricorn- yes
Aquarius- yes
Pisces- yes

(Source: mishaaaaal, via probablyfakeblonde)

deansurvived:

the-prince-is-right:
divorcedreality:
george washington rises from the dead
“you done fucked up”
“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”
“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS. PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.
Zombie George Washington for President 2k15

Unfortunately you can only serve two terms and he already did. If washington did somehow come up from the dead, he cannot run for president again.

(Source: sailormango, via thatsthat24)