You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herons
What the fuck
Oh hey, I wrote an article about the green heron’s neck and its implications for paleoart a few years ago.
frostbytemyrik asked: Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.
I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.
Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.
(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.
The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.
Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:
Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!
1,385 pounds
The strongest Pokemon we never knew
Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym
Did you know that ponies had not evolved legs until around 6 thousand years ago when we first domesticated them? Their thin but effective legs are still developing today. #PonyFacts
I wonder if Bill Clinton is like, super hype for Hillary to be president, just so he can go check his secret hiding spots around the White House and see if his stuff is still there. I just imagine him prying up a floorboard, expecting his super cool army men toys to still be there, but there’s just a handwritten note (in crayon) that says “thanks for the kick ass toys eh heh heh - george w.” and his face just crumples. Hillary walks in to find him pouting with his face down on the floor, she asks him what’s wrong but his mumbled response is muffled by the carpet and she just throws up her hands in exasperation and walks away
