Silver Tongue

Apr 08

skywalker-disaster:

giaffa:

officialbridgetroll:

I honestly never thought anyone could outdo Anakin-’you-underestimate-my-powers’-does-a-triple-backflip-and-gets-all-his-limbs-cut-off-Skywalker in being Extra™ but creating a bucket of your enemies ashes to angrily slam your completely unnecessary helmet into in front of prisoner company just for the villain aesthetic comes pretty damn close 

I’m sorry but nothing will compare to Darth-i-have-to-make-the-most-extra-supervillain-entrance-standing-on-a-tie-fighter-with-a-cool-cape-aesthetic-while-flying-the-damn-tie-fighter-with-the-force-because-i’m-cool-Vader

Yeah, you’re right. The only person who can out Extra™ Anakin is Anakin

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silver-tongues-blog asked: How the hell can people say you're overreacting when people are turning our struggles into a some cruel joke

jitterbugjive:

Right?

I should be upset about this. 

I’m not a raging monster.

I’m mad over a legitimate issue that has caused me a lot of pain and hurt all my life.

Same.

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jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

people getting mad at me and calling me an SJW

SJWs getting mad at me and calling me an anti-SJW

????????

ppssst

it’s called legitimately caring about all people and their wellbeing

that’s a thing that actually exists

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• acephobes: cishet aces/aros don't belong in the LGBT+ community because they don't share our history!!!!! it's so ahistorical!!!!!
• bi people who were actually there: actually aces/aros people have been in our community since the beginning, except that we used to just consider them bi since we didn't have today's terminology at the time
• acephobes: oh my gOD i can't believe you think bisexuality means ace people!!!! fucking aces!!!!!!
• bi people who were actually there: *didn't say that*
• bi people who were actually there: *aren't even ace*

jitterbugjive:

luxcaeloscorner

Or y’know, it’s a episode about a very young girl who wants to have a unicorn and just so happens to have a dad who can basically do science magic like he did in the original show, with a side plot concerning the mayor talking about literally the only thing he cares about. I highly doubt those hacks in CN nowadays know what they’re doing anymore, so they’re just pulling character traits and references to the original out of their asses and you’re reading waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too into this.

They themselves confirmed this was a trans issues episode, don’t even try to pull this excuse.

• somebody: if you REALLY cared about things you'd remember them
• me, a person with memory problems who consistently forgets information pertaining to things and people i love deeply: okay

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breastforce:

so I have an idea for a shitpostgenerator spin off based around how people will tag Shitbot’s posts and relate them to certain fandoms?

What about a robot that randomly generates nonsense jeopardy questions that tumblr tries to solve

I.e. “This anime features sexy frogs as villains”

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