I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.
And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”
And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”
And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”
Loki fucked the horse because Odin said "make sure this giant doesn't finish the wall he's building for me on time so I don't have to pay him" and Loki just said "clearly, the way to do this is to get rawed by his horse"
odin: make sure the giant doesnt finish the wall loki: got it. seduce his horse odin: What? i mean theres easier ways like stealing his tools loki: clearly i gotta get pegged by a massive horse cock odin: loki, that is nowhere near what i request loki: if i must do this to win your favour, i will make this sacrifice of getting absolutely rawed by that stud of a stallion
