askseriousrainbow asked: I thought Tommy Wiseau was D.B. Cooper. XD
MARCO RUBIO IS TOMMY WISEAU
OKay, I know that teh whole ted cruz zodiac killer thing is a joke but look at this

THat’s D.B.Cooper and this is marco rubio!

TED CRUZ MAY BE THE ZODIAC KILLER BUT MARCO RUBIO IS D B COOPER
I bet the NSA would be concerned with my search history if they didn’t know I was watching breaking bad
laying in bed trying to sleep but i keep giggling because i cant stop thinking about the cataclysmic gap between benny’s comic art/intro model and his in game model in new vegas
his tinder pic
him when yall meet up
What in the goddamn
ok
*X Gon Give It To Ya plays softly in the background*
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therewerenorelevanturlsavailable:
TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G BECAUSE ASEXUAL IS NOT EQUIVALENT TO ARomantic and many asexuals experience romantic attraction thank you this has been a PSA
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Roommate was being a dick so I rubbed some grease from the leftover fried chicken on his xbox’s power button. Now, whenever he’s playing, his dog will walk by and sniff the button, turning it off mid-game.
(Source: redd.it, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
That’s pretty fuckin’ sweet.
It looks like a witch made a really bad mistake!
The Ministry of Magic is going to have a field day with this.
This is actually burning potassium/potassium salts. Must be tons of it though, my theory is a banana hoarder.
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remember when my url was supposed to be clambulance but it was taken
classic
I thought that was supposed to be cumberbatch at first and was concerned.
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