Silver Tongue

Apr 07

askseriousrainbow asked: I thought Tommy Wiseau was D.B. Cooper. XD

MARCO RUBIO IS TOMMY WISEAU

HOLY SHIT LISTEN

OKay, I know that teh whole ted cruz zodiac killer thing is a joke but look at this

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THat’s D.B.Cooper and this is marco rubio!

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TED CRUZ MAY BE THE ZODIAC KILLER BUT MARCO RUBIO IS D B COOPER

I bet the NSA would be concerned with my search history if they didn’t know I was watching breaking bad

kramergate:

kramergate:

laying in bed trying to sleep but i keep giggling because i cant stop thinking about the cataclysmic gap between benny’s comic art/intro model and his in game model in new vegas

his tinder pic

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him when yall meet up

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What in the goddamn

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celticpyro:

dat-soldier:

dongstomper:

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ok

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*X Gon Give It To Ya plays softly in the background*

(via adurot)

therewerenorelevanturlsavailable:

TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE

K-I-S-S-I-N-G BECAUSE ASEXUAL IS NOT EQUIVALENT TO ARomantic and many asexuals experience romantic attraction thank you this has been a PSA

(via ryukodragon)

pettyrevenge:

Roommate was being a dick so I rubbed some grease from the leftover fried chicken on his xbox’s power button. Now, whenever he’s playing, his dog will walk by and sniff the button, turning it off mid-game.

(Source: redd.it, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

outofcharacterproductions:
“ rakeeshsorrel:
“ alienciv:
“ sobeitifitmustbeso:
“ That’s pretty fuckin’ sweet.
”
It looks like a witch made a really bad mistake!
”
The Ministry of Magic is going to have a field day with this.
”
This is actually burning...

outofcharacterproductions:

rakeeshsorrel:

alienciv:

sobeitifitmustbeso:

That’s pretty fuckin’ sweet.

It looks like a witch made a really bad mistake!

The Ministry of Magic is going to have a field day with this.

This is actually burning potassium/potassium salts. Must be tons of it though, my theory is a banana hoarder.

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Originally posted by bewitchedportraits

(via outofcharacterproductions)

soupery:

remember when my url was supposed to be clambulance but it was taken

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I thought that was supposed to be cumberbatch at first and was concerned.

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