Silver Tongue

May 10

[video]

pkshitstorm:

ravena-she-wrote:

Person: I’m depressed.
Tumblr user: Says the white cis boy

Depression doesn’t give a flying fuck who you are, asshole.

This needs more notes.

(via betty-the-murder-mare)

[video]

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

• “I TRUSTED YOU!!”
• “she’s not just some girl!”
• “I should have told you this a long time ago.”
• “I’m not a little girl anymore!!”
• “but I love him!!”

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

“I knew your father. He was a good man.”

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

*dad after moving into a clearly haunted house* “This is a brand new start for us”

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

May 09

(Source: spott10, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

[video]

Bad analogies by Mat

• Tom Paxton is the Sam Fisher of video games
  
• Snakes are the locusts of the animal kingdom 
  
• Mario Party is the Risk of board games
  
• Doves are the pigeons of the bird world 
  
• Unity is the Unreal of videogame engines
  

Please re-blog if you’re OK with silly fan art of your characters.

(Source: nyyght, via scraps-is-busy)

notchicken:

so this kid Liam in my school got up on a lunch table and started to whip

he got sent to in-school detention and someone from my school madE THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT 

ITS CALLED FREELIAM ANYWAY NOW THERE’S TWEETS LIKE 

AND

AND PEOPLE ARE MAKING SHIRTS AND POSTERS

AND LIKE HALF THE SCHOOL IS GOING OUTSIDE OUR PRINCIPLES OFFICE TOMORROW TO WHIP IN PROTEST OF LIAM AND THIS IS HONESTLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS TO HAPPEN IN OUR SCHOOL

(via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)

thickthighing:

kozfr:

Every day next week will be the same backwards:
5/10/15
5/11/15
5/12/15
5/13/15
5/14/15
5/15/15
5/16/15
5/17/15

Bruh

(Source: bigboykings, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)