Silver Tongue

Jul 03

cerothenull:

official-lucifers-child:

stars-for-thought:

stars-for-thought:

mrevaunit42:

changelingsrule:

weirdmageddon:

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts.

Orcistra: We’re going to play this.

Toby: Ummm…

Every band member ever: Music that was clearly composed by someone who doesn’t know how human fingers work? yeah alright, let me warm up. 

I need this

Like the full concert or a copy of the audio I can download

Oh look, I found it!

https://youtu.be/2vHERvHx26A


new favourite thing to listen to: literally exactly what i’ve been looking for my entire life

Music Producer Alex Moukala did a whole video on just why this is so impressive

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Jul 02

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

artofcereal:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

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op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

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twitch chat loves bastard idiots

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republikkkanorcs:

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whatevergreen:

mikkeneko:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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folks: I have a problem

US gov’t: hmmm… that’s not good. You should stop having that problem.

folks: I mean I’d like to, but I could use some help.

US gov’t: Hmmmm. What if we make the problem illegal?

folks: Well, that’s –

US gov’t: The problem is illegal! Stop having it!

folks: I’d really like to but –

US gov’t: WHY ARE YOU DOING A CRIME

The above deserves to be inscribed on gold tablets

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forlovefromfear:

twilightmademegay:

3denali:

twilightmademegay:

In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will

on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.

This is honestly everything I have ever wanted thank you for your contribution to the cause

Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats

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adz:

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this is the only take on those pride couches that matters

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feralsquirrel666-deactivated202:

pseudomantis:

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

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mintitacos:

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Sibling Energy

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azuremist:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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For people who immediately wondered what the enby flag would look like if it was how he was suggested, like I did!

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