“straight people die all the time on shows, you were just being treated equally”
analogies work best with dumbasses so let me use yet another one
you got two people
one of them has a plate and it’s filled with so many cookies you can’t even count how many there are on it, there’s so many of them they’re falling off the plate
another one who has exactly one cookie on their plate
you take one cookie away from each plate, to treat them equally, right? meaning equality to you is that one of them has absolutely no cookies left whereas the other one can still stuff his fucking face of cookies for the next 35 years to come
this is the simplest way i can explain to someone with less ability to think than a 5th grader what’s the difference between formal equality and substantive equality if at this point you don’t understand you need to go back to the basics of critical thinking
honestly i feel so bad for my future husband bc i would ask “do u think im pretty” like 29 times a day and nudge him awake at 3am to ask if he thinks snails have feet
Me. But I wouldn’t ask such a stupid question. Obviously snails don’t fucking have any fucking feet you piece of shit fake text post maker.
actually the bottom part of the snail is considered to be a muscular foot. it’s too bad u don’t know the answer to such a stupid question tho rip in peace ;(
If you already knew that then why would you be asking? “Muscular foot” is still different than “feet”. My response is still valid. It’s still a stupid question.
henny… I said “snails” which is plural… like…..saying “humans have hearts” doesn’t mean one human has multiple hearts…… rip in rest ;/
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