We do not accept our COMPETITOR’S coupons.
And when my job is to man and watch the self checkout area, you do not hand me your stuff and demand I ring you out on the emergency register.
And NEVER call me useless after I politely do everything in my meager powers to help you.
This has been a PSA on how not to be a horrible person.
I should actually watch Hamilton
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@wuffletonImagine: astronaut werewolves.
“What qualifies as a full moon when we’re constantly floating on a rocketship out in front of the moon ALL THE TIME?”
“fuck man are we just gonna wolf out randomly”
“GODDAMMIT”
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Day 5- Favorite Fairy Type
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY LOVE FOR THESE ALIEN BIRD ANGELS <3 <3 <3
:D
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Trolling or not, this shit’s funny 😂🕊 #evolution #checkmate
Kesha was offered her freedom only if she were to lie and say that she wasn’t raped. Fuck Luke. Let her go. #FreeKesha
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Photographer: “Lin, stand in front of that Season Board for the Public Theater. History is happening in Manhattan.This is historic.”
Lin: “Would you mind waiting a minute? I need to finish this banana.”
Photographer: “No, Lin! I’m past patiently waiting. PLEASE. Get. In. The Frame.”
Lin: “But this lovely banana—”
Photographer: “Bear with me. Are you aware that we’re making history?”
Lin: “Oh, all right.”
Lin’s mind: *There will come a day when I can eat a banana in peace*
Lin’s mind: *What the–?!?!*
Lin’s mind: *Did they seriously put White Men right above Hamilton?!*
Photographer (to a friend): “I wish I could tell you what was happening in his brain”
(What I like to imagine happened during the taking of this photo)