Silver Tongue

Apr 03

Dear customers demanding to see my manager…

scraps-is-busy:

We do not accept our COMPETITOR’S coupons.

And when my job is to man and watch the self checkout area, you do not hand me your stuff and demand I ring you out on the emergency register.

And NEVER call me useless after I politely do everything in my meager powers to help you.

This has been a PSA on how not to be a horrible person.

I should actually watch Hamilton

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xdaringdamselx:

glumshoe:

Imagine: astronaut werewolves.

“What qualifies as a full moon when we’re constantly floating on a rocketship out in front of the moon ALL THE TIME?”

“fuck man are we just gonna wolf out randomly”

“GODDAMMIT”

@wuffleton

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kilalabunnies:
“ dinosaurcowboy:
“ Day 5- Favorite Fairy Type
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY LOVE FOR THESE ALIEN BIRD ANGELS

kilalabunnies:

dinosaurcowboy:

Day 5- Favorite Fairy Type

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY LOVE FOR THESE ALIEN BIRD ANGELS <3 <3 <3

@silver-tongues-blog

:D

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jaclynglenn:
“ Trolling or not, this shit’s funny 😂🕊 #evolution #checkmate
”

jaclynglenn:

Trolling or not, this shit’s funny 😂🕊 #evolution #checkmate

commongayboy:
“ Kesha was offered her freedom only if she were to lie and say that she wasn’t raped. Fuck Luke. Let her go. #FreeKesha
”

commongayboy:

Kesha was offered her freedom only if she were to lie and say that she wasn’t raped. Fuck Luke. Let her go. #FreeKesha

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wholivesdiestellsyourstory:
“ Photographer: “Lin, stand in front of that Season Board for the Public Theater. History is happening in Manhattan.This is historic.”
Lin: “Would you mind waiting a minute? I need to finish this banana.”
Photographer:...

wholivesdiestellsyourstory:

Photographer: “Lin, stand in front of that Season Board for the Public Theater. History is happening in Manhattan.This is historic.”

Lin: “Would you mind waiting a minute? I need to finish this banana.”

Photographer: “No, Lin! I’m past patiently waiting. PLEASE. Get. In. The Frame.”

Lin: “But this lovely banana—”

Photographer: “Bear with me. Are you aware that we’re making history?”

Lin: “Oh, all right.”

Lin’s mind: *There will come a day when I can eat a banana in peace*

Lin’s mind: *What the–?!?!*

Lin’s mind: *Did they seriously put White Men right above Hamilton?!*

Photographer (to a friend): “I wish I could tell you what was happening in his brain


(What I like to imagine happened during the taking of this photo)

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