Silver Tongue

Apr 03

shindoushaming:
“ nearly-headless-horseman:
“ itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:
“ can-ti:
“ wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic
”
looks like we got ourselves a youngster
”
*old man voice* in my day, you had...

shindoushaming:

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngsterimage

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

people out here practicing modern archaeology. nice

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cradleofporos asked: Mmmmm Sexual Sunday? *Eye Wriggle*

gluttonace:

hollllow:

image

hahahah, OH WOW

the first image i ever drew of kb ever

Ever thought of redrawing it?

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trapqueenkoopa:

So many people on tumblr complain about having no friends but then they reblog shit like 

“If your friend doesn’t respond to your every text immediately they are not your friend” 

and “A true friend would never value themselves over your sanity. Friends who ‘need space’ away from your mental health issue are TO X  I C” 

and “if someone doesn’t drop everything to help you when you’re in need, congrats, you just found out who your fake friend is” 

and it’s like…this is why.

You had friends and then shat on them with your fucked up abusive standards.

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quartz-poker:
“ carniscorner:
“ Tried different mouth parts, but in the end I decided to use colour instead to emphasize their toxicity.
Can spiders consciously control the amount of venom they inject? I imagine these can.
”
Neat. And yes, spiders...

quartz-poker:

carniscorner:

Tried different mouth parts, but in the end I decided to use colour instead to emphasize their toxicity.

Can spiders consciously control the amount of venom they inject? I imagine these can.

Neat. And yes, spiders can. Some, such as the Brown Recluse, often do dry bites because they aren’t out to kill, they are just warning big awkward warm soft thing that it is threatening the spider. (For those interested, Brown Recluse Spiders are basically cats that can kill you if you really piss them off).

Most venomous animals can choose how much venom they inject because venom is extremely expensive to produce and they don’t want to waste it. This is why baby venomous animals can be more dangerous than the adults- they haven’t figured out when to restrict venom flow and just dump everything they have into the target.

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*letting the moss consume me*

real-shower-thoughts:

this is fine  she is friendly

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real-shower-thoughts:

i was wrong the moss is killing me

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damianvertigo:
“ eri-boden:
“ Savage
”
accurate
”

damianvertigo:

eri-boden:

Savage

accurate

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Imagine if an alien abducted someone in a fursuit