Silver Tongue

Apr 02

oldmanstephanie:

ssj14goku:

ssjgssjgoku:

who let the dogs out but with a “WHO” on every single beat

http://puu.sh/iHr9a/d492b8c9e3.mp3

my cursor has been hovering over that link for the last five minutes because I am trying to mentally prepare myself, and I don’t think I ever will be

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plebeiantologist:
“ colbrt:
“ Someone who hasn’t seen cutthroat kitchen, explain this
”
bad and naughty chefs will be placed in the Shame Cone to atone for their sins
”

plebeiantologist:

colbrt:

Someone who hasn’t seen cutthroat kitchen, explain this

bad and naughty chefs will be placed in the Shame Cone to atone for their sins

(via thatsthat24)

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

shitpost-senpai:

tacoabel:

sirobvious:

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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(via tomfawkes)

piggyschuyler:

“Autism $peaks is better than nothing!”

No, no it is not.. An organization that promotes abusive therapy, makes 70 million dollars a year yet only “helps” 8,000 people, supports parents over kids, silences autistic people, blocks autistic people, steals from autistic people, sympathizes with murdering autistic people is NOT better.

(via wuffleton)

Describe your writing process in three words or less.

ryukodragon:

avecpardonplaysminecraft:

tissa112:

skelepreg:

under-the-bed-tales:

octoblets:

prismportrait:

frankpanioncube:

papyrusthegreatskelenton:

older-and-more-determined:

demmyguard:

ask-shadowknight-of-the-stars:

smollizardandrobot:

therealshootingstar:

toastyhat:

fatal-blow:

g-g-freak:

cameoappearance:

thegladhatter:

casketscratcher:

blackcrowcalling:

“Well, fuck.”

“USE THE SPOONS”

“oops okay nevermind”

“throw things together”

There we… are?

“Just fake it”

“Someone should cry.”

“I’m very tired”

“Ok gotta scribble…”

Okay, which ship?

“goodbye, lettuce friend.”

“This is shit”

“Writers block why!?”

Undergrads will SUFFER

Long winded, commas

“Where’s the eraser”

How do ending

“Where’re we going?“

Come on, write!

“What if-?”

“How many FEELS?”

too much trope?

(via ryukodragon)

damnian-wayne:
“ micdotcom:
“ Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).
”
I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump
”

damnian-wayne:

micdotcom:

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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me: *sees own post*

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askclaylex-deactivated20161221 asked: I would say you are a child of Athena or Artemis. Maybe more Artemis.

It would have to be Athena. Artemis doesn’t have any children. Though I could both be a child of Athena and a Huntress of Artemis

Which Greek god/goddess do you think I’d be a child of?

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

umblrgumblr:
“ fucking furries assigning their children fursonas before they’re even born
”

umblrgumblr:

fucking furries assigning their children fursonas before they’re even born

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)