Silver Tongue

Jul 02

modmad:
“zoreta:
“beyoncescock:
“SO COLORFUL
it fascinates me that theres (probably) billions of species left undiscovered
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Here is an adult :)
The black-backed dwarf kingfisher is also very pretty!
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can you believe that someone took a look at that...

modmad:

zoreta:

beyoncescock:

SO COLORFUL

it fascinates me that theres (probably) billions of species left undiscovered

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Here is an adult :)

The black-backed dwarf kingfisher is also very pretty!

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can you believe that someone took a look at that bird and called it the black-backed dwarf kingfisher????

IT’S.

NEON.

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somecunttookmyurl:

beggars-opera:

somecunttookmyurl:

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somecunttookmyurl:

i can tell i’m sleep deprived bc i just made myself cry about tutankhamun and i have, like, negative interest in the kid

have now made the rest of the discord cry about this little boy who had multi-coloured ducks sewn onto a tunic that he loved so much he wore it to a Very Important Event because he was EIGHT and have you SEEN my DUCKS

sorry no i’m not done i’m gonna make you all cry some more i’m bringing you down with me

there was once a little boy.

he is born disabled. his body hurts, and he can’t walk properly the way the other children do. he doesn’t understand why. he’s a little boy. but he plays with wooden boats and pulls toys on a string.

somebody makes him a tunic. they sew ducks onto it in red and green and yellow and blue. the bright colours of a child.

the little boy is eight years old, and he’s going to be king now. there’s a big ceremony about it. he doesn’t really fully understand what’s going on, because he’s eight, but he wears the tunic with the brightly coloured ducks for the occasion because he loves it. look at his ducks! aren’t they great?

he is a child. the adults around him manipulate and coax him to gain more power for themselves. he still plays with toys.

as a teenager, not yet an adult, he fathers children. they do not survive. he’s not even old enough to have full agency in his job and is still being manipulated, but he had babies and they died.

he does not make it to his twenties. at eighteen or nineteen years old he dies, and is buried. his babies, so tiny, are buried with him.

and so is his tunic with the little ducks that he loved so much he kept it long after it no longer fit.

there was once a little boy.

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yeah i think that like. especially with historical figures in your mind people who were kings and queens or important nobles were adults. even if you know how old they were it doesn’t really click. it doesn’t seem real

but then you get something like a little tunic with brightly coloured ducks on it and it hits you like a fucking truck that this really was a little kid and no matter how far removed you are a little kid is still a little kid. their brains didn’t develop any quicker back then. he was just as developed/mature mentally as any 8 year old now. he had cartoonish animals on his clothes and he played with toy boats and probably terrorised the local cat population.

tutankhamun was a child and he didn’t make it to adulthood because he was unfortunate enough to be a very important child

his dad died when he was 8. he saw his own babies die when he was still just a boy himself.

but he had brightly coloured little ducks on his favourite shirt, and he kept it.

and he did not just keep the duckie shirt either

tutankhamun had a little pair of sandals with ducks on them. he had earrings decorated with ducks. he kept those, and other items of childhood clothing. some toys. keepsakes. things he loved, and treasured. he kept them all in a little wooden chest. the chest… was carved with ducks.

and that little duck chest, filled with things he kept from his childhood, was buried with him. maybe he was keeping them for the little babies who did not make it. maybe they just reminded him of good days and fun times.

but he was a little boy who thought ducks were just the best

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WITH PLEASURE

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(greyscale makes it hard but the duck head is on the right above the toe strap. always takes me a while to find it too)

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there’s a novelty rubber duck that looks like him

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he would have fucking LOVED IT

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goldhornsandblackwool:

bettedavisgf:

i think video games should be more abstract and depressing i think there should be a wuthering heights video game where you just wander through the moors until you give up and perish of consumption

OP clearly doesn’t play enough indie games bc literally a third of them are abstract walks through someone’s depressing memories/dreams until someone dies

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impartialbias:

thyrell:

emphatical-opt-out-blog:

thyrell:

just got back from my first shift as a welder. i have a beam attack now

effective range: 1.6-2.4mm

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WRONG

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I diagnose you with dragon

(via stemmmm)

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chefpyro:

Anyway when I die I want my body to be put into the ground butt ass naked so the nutrients in my corpse can give back to nature

theres a cremation service that provides a biodegradable urn and a tree seed of your choice that will grow from your ashes

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notajerusalemcricket:

notllorstel:

link-lonk:

notllorstel:

Someone help I’m trying to find the image of a woman in a bikini on a beach with a fish caught in her mouth and it looked something like this

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This one?

yes thank you very much for your time. everyone head home

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manywinged:

manywinged:

nothing will ever be as good as “summer lovin, he scream at own ass” like that’s literally where art and comedy peaked nothing else will ever even come close

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this just can’t be beat man

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