Okay but imagine in the DC World it’d totally be a thing to have #OnlyInGotham trending, a bunch of tweets recounting the most unbelievable shit you ever saw while living/working in Gotham
#OnlyInGotham Just had to serve starbucks to The Riddler. Spelled his name wrong on purpose.
So Two-Face came into my bakery today. Spend an hour arguing with himself on what to get. wtf. #OnlyInGotham
Lol just saw someone dressed as The Scarecrow, was pretty convincing! #OnlyInGotham -Dude that guy escaped Arkham this afternoon -wHAT
“I just saw Batman help a mother duck and her little ducklings cross the street. That Gordon dude on tv was right, crime really is down. #OnlyInGotham”
The Target I work at just stocked these ridiculous question mark decorations. Guess who’s getting robbed tonight. #OnlyInGotham -those things probably only sell in Gotham anyway, well “sell”
Turned on the tv and apparently my psychology professor was arrested for kidnapping and murder… #OnlyInGotham
Someone just commissioned me the weirdest suit ever… It’s green and purple… is it a cosplayer or do I go to the cops? #OnlyInGotham
^ I though it might be Joker but turns out it was just the Riddler so nvmd….
“Just saw Robin doing a handstand outside…on top of my car…#onlyingotham” -Update: witnessed some grade A parenting when Batman saw him.
It’s still going look at this. Amazing.
Weird short guy came into the hat shop today looking for a top hat and wouldn’t stop calling me Alice. WTF. #OnlyinGotham
^ RUN
just had to deliver pizza to the roof of our building. looks like a slow night for Batgirl and Robin #OnlyInGotham
Just saw catwoman drop whatever she stole to help a cat in a red jumpsuit #OnlyInGotham
“Um, I’m not sure-sure how many there are. But I did meet another pony, a Pegasus, before they put me here with the camera.”
“I hope he’s okay… He said he was here for a long time.”
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Is this whole thing about people thinking black widow calling herself a monster because she’s infertile? Did they miss the part where she was trained to no care for life? The part where she was trained to kill without the blink of an eye? the part where she was to become an emotionless killing machine? The reason she sees herself as a monster is because she’s killed more people than hulk probably has. It has nothing to do with her being infertile, but her being infertile makes it hard to have a family.
So black widow was the only strong character joss whedon wrote until she ended up having a love interest?
I guess you’re going to ignore
Kaylee Frye
River Tam
Zoe Washburne
Buffy Summers
Willow Rosenberg
Cordelia Chase
Anya Jenkins
Adelle DeWitt
Wanda Maximoff
All of whom were just as stron and have varying relationships (like wanda caring for her brother or zoe with her husband)
If I forgot any, please feel free to add them
You know, I’m pretty sure scarlet witch would be offended by all the “femenists” saying black widow is the only strong female character that joss whedon wrote and that having relationships and a traumatic past makes girls weak
