Silver Tongue

May 05

Tumblr in a Nutshell

Tumblr: Please don't bully people. No one deserves to be bullied.
Tumblr: *sends Joss Whedon hateful messages, death threats, and suggests that stop doing what he loves and kill himself over a sequel they were disappointed in and his decision of headwear in a Twitter profile pic*
Joss Whedon: *deletes Twitter page*
Tumblr: *laughs and makes fun of Joss Whedon for deleting his Twitter page, patting each other on the back for making it happen*
Tumblr: Remember, bullying is wrong!

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talesof4chan.tumblr.com

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greensalamander:
gearholder:
FUCK YO SHIT I can’t even believe this shit,
have you seen this shit?
Fuck I just watched this shit
Fuck Jessie Eisenburg man
goddamn created facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the bow FUCK yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit
mother fucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time mother fucking built shit with his bare hands mother fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg

I’m very tired

I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day!
Shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have
to say about the facebook movie
Fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half
fuck jessi eisenburg man
He fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing
Trent resin or did hte soundtrack
fuck this guy who invented facebook
I don’t like dying. I can’t think of who the fuck invented facebook
All I can think is hte guy who played the guy who invented facebook
WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK?

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rosexknight:

His name is Starboard. Captain of Equestria’s Royal Navy. He and his crew were tasked with hunting and killing Kelpies terrorizing Equestrian waters. Tragedy struck and he lost his lieutanant (lover, brother idk yet). Thing is he did so because they were doing something that was his job. So, he feels HE should have died. Now he’s traumatized and drowns his sorrows with alcohol.
Yep. I broke him.
dracini made him for me and I love it <3

I think that’s a new record on how fast you broke a new character

What people did after watching Age of Ultron:

swevicki:

IF SCARLET WITCH AND VISION PUT THEIR POWERS TOGETHER THEY CAN BRING BACK THE DEAD

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papurrcat:

alwaysblind:
reblog with your full name without an E, F, R, S, K, I, M, L, C, A, Y, and N in the tags
_____ Joo. Yup that’s it. No first name. Thanks.

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butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

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