Silver Tongue

May 03

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p.s. if you don’t think Thor is truly a god among men:
NO YOU’RE WRONG

ONLY A GOD COULD STEP ON A LEGO

AND THEN THE LEGO CONCEDES FIRST, TRULY THIS IS IRONCLAD EVIDENCE OF GODHOOD

NO ARGUMENTS WILL BE HEARD

(via deep-sea-prince)

Steve: LANGUAGE.
Tony: Please be a secret door...yay!
Clint: *points arrow at Pietro* Nobody would know.
Natasha: Beep beep!
Bruce: *being told Barton's still Barton after treatment* Oh, that's terrible.
Thor: You're all not worthy.
Me:
Me:
Me: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES

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kelpiesnshit:

Look at it

(Source: hollllow)

thatsthat24:

to-want-or-not-to-want:
I am 98% certain that thatsthat24 is actually a being made up of all the collective innocence teenagers lost when they grew up. Either that or a bunch of dogs in a trench coat.
It’s a little of both.

The innocence of teenage dogs in a trench coat?

(Source: youarenotimmunetostabbing, via thatsthat24)

grassfire:

tbh the only actual moral choice in fallout 3 is do you or do you not kill harold
everything else is hamhanded BE BIG SCARY OOGABOOGA EVIL or BE AN ULTIMATE SELF-INSERT WISH FULFILLMENT GOD JESUS because the karma system in fo3 is black and white trash written by infants, but the only actual real true moral quandary you’re given is do you mercy kill harold or not

(via saccharinecyanide)

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