Silver Tongue

Mar 31

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I blame Julius Caesar for many of the problems in the world

April Fools Coming Up!

candyredterezii:

Don’t be squidward.

Remember what happened

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Don’t do something that will hurt someone physically and emotionally

Remember

Nobody wants to be a Squidward

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scotchtapeofficial:
““you wanna turn around and say that to my fuckin face asshole” ”

scotchtapeofficial:

“you wanna turn around and say that to my fuckin face asshole”

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

kirmira:
“ Lms if you would sit down next to him and ask him whats wrong
”
@scraps-is-busy

kirmira:

Lms if you would sit down next to him and ask him whats wrong

@scraps-is-busy

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

Apes Go To Gollege To Get Moor Knoledge

fruitsoftheape100:

sandsvendor100:

fruitsoftheape100:

Tapir’s Go To Chupider To Get More Stupider

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Ape Go’s To University

Still Does Not Have More Brains Than Me

My Smartness Gift From Cosmic Fold

Ape Mind Of Clay Worse Than Gerold

Tapir Make Business Checks And Bills

Upon Jupinder’s Orange Hills

Ape Trying Clever With This Rhyme?

Seymor Is One With Space And Time.

Bad

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

1763:

everyone thinks of the founding fathers as these almighty gods but one time john adams was off in france and he sent back his notes from his meetings but accidentally attached some pages from his diary so all of congress stopped what they were doing to read john adams’ diary and laugh at him 

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nhaingen:

nhaingen:

applejack: (jsut fu cking pours dirt on the floor)

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[video]

bevendre:

Should cowponies made from different pony races (unicorn, pegasus, earth) have different horns?

Yes