[video]
I blame Julius Caesar for many of the problems in the world
Don’t be squidward.
Remember what happened
Don’t do something that will hurt someone physically and emotionally
Remember
Nobody wants to be a Squidward
(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)
“you wanna turn around and say that to my fuckin face asshole”
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
@scraps-is-busyLms if you would sit down next to him and ask him whats wrong
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
Tapir’s Go To Chupider To Get More Stupider
Ape Go’s To University
Still Does Not Have More Brains Than Me
My Smartness Gift From Cosmic Fold
Ape Mind Of Clay Worse Than Gerold
Tapir Make Business Checks And Bills
Upon Jupinder’s Orange Hills
Ape Trying Clever With This Rhyme?
Seymor Is One With Space And Time.
Bad
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
1763:
everyone thinks of the founding fathers as these almighty gods but one time john adams was off in france and he sent back his notes from his meetings but accidentally attached some pages from his diary so all of congress stopped what they were doing to read john adams’ diary and laugh at him
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
applejack: (jsut fu cking pours dirt on the floor)
[video]
Should cowponies made from different pony races (unicorn, pegasus, earth) have different horns?
Yes