FUCKING RAINBOW ROAD IN MARIO 64 DS IS THE FUCKING WORST WORST WITH IT’S SHITTY CARPET THAT DISAPPEARS AND IT’S BOTTOMLESS PIT AND IF YOU BACKFLIP AS LUIGI AND MISS YOUR LANDING YOU HAVE TO STAND THERE SPINNING FOR AN HOUR AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD TO DIE AND FUCK THIS GAME AND IT’S HUNDRED COINS BULLSHIT I CAN’T EVEN GET FIFTY AND LIVE AND THIS GAME IS GODDAMN BULLSHIT. I FUCKING HATE IT.
A few days ago, I found my old copy of mario 64 ds and decided to play it.
Only one file was on there and it only had 130 stars out of 150 so this time around, I decided to sit down on a new character and do a 100% completion.
I just finished both the main floor and the basement and got all the stars and secret stars. The only time I’ve been upstairs was to get wario. But I never really realized how easy it is to just beat the game normally. I have only been on half the floors and already have enough stars to fight the final bowser.
Update: Welp, I have all the easy levels done 100% and now I just have the eight stars of rainbow road and the eight stars of tick tock clock as well as the two stars of bowsers sky world. The problem is, I missed two secret stars somewhere and have no clue where.
Update: I found a toad that had a star that I missed. There are a total of three toad stars and I have them all. I also got all eight stars from tick tock clock so now I just have to do the worst level in the entire game. Rainbow road. Not only do I have to get all seven stars, I need to also get 100 coins and that level is big, spread out and hard to navigate. Then I have the two on bowsers level and I think the last secret star I get from catching all eight silver rabbits.
(Source: silver-tongues-blog, via silver-tongues-blog)
silver-tongues-blog asked: If you could make a videogame, what would it be? What would the story be and what genre?
Collect-a-thon.
It’s about a polar bear cub that gets separated from his family and has to travel around the world Jak and Daxter style to get home.
The polar bear runs into a cast that includes a Killer Whale, a Pelican inventor, and works his tiny way through a monster house of sinister bouncing jesters.
And all this comes from a series of dreams I had as a kid.
What would you be collecting and what would it be used for?
(Source: saccharinecyanide)
Phil Spencer is going to cry himself to sleep, cradling Kinect Sports in his arms.
$1,071,893 as of this writing
$1,686,509 as of this reblog
$1,731,297.90 as of this reblog.
$1,731,449.29 as of this reblog
So very true.
(via jestre)
SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?
a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different
Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant fucktard
To cat I am cat.
kids these days..
remember family guy?
it was a good show!!
Kids these days…
Remember Simpsons?
That was a great show.
For fun!
PS: Forgot to mention, you can only pick 1.
Does the orange pill come with the motivation to do those things?
(Source: psych2go, via ryukodragon)
