Silver Tongue

Mar 31

• tall people: i want to stop growing
• short people: why the FUCK AM i NOT GROWING i fuking SWEAR i will become fucKING TALLER THAN THE GIANTS and i will sQUASH u do u want to FUCKING FIGHT ME M8 i will DESTROY YOU

@bloodsbane

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teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos:

official-data:

New Ted Cruz theory: Yes, he’s the Zodiac Killer.  That’s a given.  But he’s also a time traveler, thus explaining his oh-so-convenient alibi of “not being born yet”.

This leads to a scary possibility.  What if he’s not yet the Zodiac Killer and we’re all giving him the idea?

WHAT

we created the zodiac killer

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sandboxpyramid:

he probably didn’t ask 

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skeleth0ng:

rebecca sugar cant hide from her past inspirations

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We’re actually talking about the selfish bastard who started this mindset in ethics

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• me typing a comment: "nice"
• brain: NO, they need to know how GREAT you think this is! Make them understand!
• me revising comment: "NICE"

popculturebrain:

asgardreid:

do-you-have-a-flag:

i’m thinking about the fake edit of han solo dodging greedo’s fire that ACTUALLY HAPPENED in rereleases of star wars like look at this LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT HOW BADLY THE NECK MOVEMENT WAS DONE! LOOK AT THE SOLE OF HIS BOOT WARP

This is abominable

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