Silver Tongue

May 02

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

(via zeroyalviking)

ask-wiggles:

I AM IN LOVE WITH TROUBLESHOES

How many times do you think he’s tried to take his life but failed because his luck refuse to let him?

thatsthat24:

rum:

rum:

What do you call a shipment of snails?

Escargo

Snipment

(via thatsthat24)

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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castielcampbell:
“ thegoodnaysayer:
“ roachpatrol:
“ grinderman2:
“ Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick
”
what the fuck
no
”
OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
”
for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s...

castielcampbell:

thegoodnaysayer:

roachpatrol:

grinderman2:

Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick

what the fuck

no

image

OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just TOO YOUNG

(Source: lake-erie, via thatsthat24)

extradan:

whoa yooka laylee hit like 1 million pounds

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voiceofnature:
“yugiohbam:
“luciferh:
“Every day I thank the Gods for Nic Cage’s family obligations.
” ”

voiceofnature:

yugiohbam:

luciferh:

Every day I thank the Gods for Nic Cage’s family obligations.

image

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(Source: luciferh, via saccharinecyanide)

clientsfromhell:

I made a website for a customer and put it up ona temporary URL so he could see the results. And since he ignored my emails requesting content, the text and images were taken from his current website.

Me: Is the website ready to be launched with the current content?

Client: No way, you just copied all the text from the old site.

Me: Well, you didn’t answer the several emails we sent where we asked you for materials like text and images.

Client: I thought you wrote the new text. The current content is 10 years old.

Me: Well you can pay us extra and we’ll write the text, or pay a copywriter to write text for you, because it’s not included in the price.

Client: So what is it you’ve actually done?

Me: I set up a website for you. Have you read the contract you signed?

Client: I don’t care about contracts. If I cannot trust a man on his word at a meeting, then we might just stop here.

Me: Okay, but I recommend you read the contra….

He then hung up on me.

(Source: clientsfromhell)