“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise
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i just want white hair without having to be 40 years olddd
i see two paths stretched in front of me
God is trying to apologize
“Oh shit, my bad bruh”
Is this My Name is Earl?
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long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
What I find funny is that the taxes imposed on the colonies were to pay for the war Britain had with France in the Americas and kept the colonies from being taken over by the French and natives. And a fair amount, not all but quite a few, of taxes were removed when the colonies asked.
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“I make $30,000 a year” sounds totally different than “I will sell you an hour of my life for $14”.
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Rule 1.) Bedtime is 11:30 unless there are special occasions.
Rule 2.) Whenever you’re sad or stressed out you must draw a picture and post it on your blog and tag me in it so I can love it.
Rule 3.) No sweets after 11 PM. It’ll give you nightmares.
Rule 4.) No hurting yourself on purpose. If you do, you lose any sweets for the next day.
Rule 5.) You must take a shower or bath every other day at least.
Rule 6.) Brush your teeth at night.
Rule 7.) Always tell someone if they’re making you uncomfortable. Your most important person is yourself and that’s who you need to make happy. No one else. If they don’t stop, tell me and I’ll tell at them. Or my daddy will. But no one has the right to make you feel unsafe.
