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So, N1 arso leaves. Some people are killed by vet. exe accuses vet but fails to lynch. there ends up being no maf. Arso and Witch left before the game started
N2: amn becomes arso and some more people are killed by vet. Someone is also killed by wolves. I accuse the person who claimed surv.
N3: I become arso, vig shot the “surv” who turned out to be wolf. Arso was killed by vet. vet has no more alerts and is acting as impromptu mayor. I tell him I’m lookout. I know he’s doused from my fallen arso buddy.
N4: Vig shoots spy. I douse a sheriff. We try to lynch the exe but it doesn’t go through.
N5: I ignite. Come morning, I’m left with doctor, exe now jes and last sheriff.
N6: I douse sheriff. I continue claiming lookout and ask if he was doused. He doesn’t answer.
N7: I douse the doctor. Ask her in whispers and accuse the jester when she says yes. Sheriff comes back and we lynch the jester. I abstain.
N8: I ignite and win with jester.
We exist for a mere blink of an eye in astronomical terms.
oh
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put this in the history books
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So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.
Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.
So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.
That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.
Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.
I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them
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you always hear everyone say “mama mia” but you never hear anyone say “papa pia”
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what if marvel did little “shorts” before their movies, like disney and pixar do.
and we could see a happy fun little three minute movie of domestic avenger life, like steve taking bucky to disney world for the first time, or darcy and jane dragging thor to the mall on a shopping spree but he ends up working it in every outfit he tries on, or clint and natasha getting really into a heated game of paintball but you don’t realize it’s paintball until the very end when natasha shoots him and you hear him groaning and see a giant splat of bright pink paint on his chest.
Or Tony and Bruce measuring and talking quantities and reactions - science stuff - and they get into a heated debate about proper procedures and whatnot. Then at the end we find out they were trying to bake Pepper a birthday cake. And they end up exploding cake all over the kitchen.
holy shit I love when people make this post a thousand times better
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Bird Bath
I was never too much of a handful as a child. Or at least I like to think I wasn’t. I didn’t do too much outside of playing with my dollhouse or looking for bugs in the backyard. I remember we had a stone birdbath that was just always there, even from before we moved there.
short but effective. Nice job
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