Silver Tongue

Apr 29

partyatsatans:

theelvenkingsunderthesky:

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

• wearing two different fabrics
  
• eating pigs and rabbits 
  
• wearing torn clothes
  
• having short hair
• having tattoos
  
• having more than one type of plant in your garden
• going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth
• masturbating
• wearing jewlery
• remarrying 
• women saying anything in church, ever
• eating lobsters
• divorcing
• eating fat
• touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period
• cross breeding
• people with flat noses becoming priests (?)
• cheating
• saying God’s name
• gossiping
• going to church if your balls are injured in any way
• wizards (?)
  

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

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artemuscain-gamingandbs:

sixth-impact:

bowiesnippleantennae:

zooophagous:

sixpenceee:

A hornet nest forms around a mask in a shed and creates nightmare fuel.

This is the worst thing in the entire world

Fuck this entirely

Try and tell me that this isn’t a silent hill enemy in the works

well it FUCKING WOULD’VE BEEN

Too soon.

(Source: sixpenceee, via deep-sea-prince)

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Apr 28

I told my dad.

cdstumm159:

cdstumm159:

wheres that /b/ anon again that ate an entire jar of pickles and shat out his gastric acids

(Source: pochowek, via wuffleton)

vondell-txt:

1. this is a real and important issue

2. this tweet could also have been tweeted from a universe where salad bars are mostly filled with bees

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touchmykittykat:

acutelesbian:

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life.
Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

Everytime I read this it fucks me up more.

(via deep-sea-prince)

hereisyourfuckingaspirin:

zinge:

thewhitewindywaves:

Hey to my peeps who have a hard times with reality, remember that:

Mirrors dont work while youre dreaming

Phones/TV/computer screens dont work  while youre dreaming

books dont work while youre dreaming (the letters will keep moving)

 If you ever feel like youre dreaming remember this

If you are dreaming you lose your ability to read because your language centers responsible for reading written letters are dormant.

Any time you are reading something, no matter what it says, it means you are awake and that whatever you are going through right now is real.

Thank you

GPS doesn’t work either. I learned that the hard way.

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