People actually expect me to believe that if you throw a group of only one sex inside a fucking maze with no memories, no social, cultural or religious discourses forced upon them, no outside influences of any kind for years and years with only each other to grow close too, trust, survive with, protect, build with, bond with etc.
That eVERY SINGLE ONE WOULD END UP STRAIGHT??????!??!!
COnsidering there would be no social pressure to end up with the opposite sex because there IS no opposite sex, every single one of them would be gay.
tfw u try to make a Mod persona for a fish ppl blog, but fish are lame. You know what’s not lame? frogs and turtles. You know what’s better then frogs and turtles? A FROG TURTLE MONSTER THAT PUTS IT’S HAND UP BUTTS TO PULL PEOPLE INSIDE OUT FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.
So the mod is a Kappa now. It’s who I am. Idk what to name them, sense I don’t like my name and just stole Jelly’s.
So I went to subway to get a meatball, olive, and cheese sub but one of baes friends were working there and I got really, like, nervouse and had him order for me at first.
Thing is his sub was done when I was just entering the cheese and meat phase. I knew then I had to order on my own.
This guy looks at me and asks the question “any cheese?”
and, of course, what comes out of my mouth stops this poor, poor, subway worker and his coworkers in their tracks.
His body tenses, his eyes widen in confusion and horror, and his mouth hangs slightly agape.
“Has this ever happened?” “I’ve never seen anything like this before” uttered between employees in shock.
I look down at the cheeses and utter a single phrase…
“All of it.”
And that’s how I got a meatball sub with olives and every single type of cheese they had in that restaurant and god fucking damnit was it delicious.
I redid my zootopia OC because she was way to anthro and I didn’t think she fit. Now she’s more like what would be in zootopia.
