Silver Tongue

Mar 29

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wokebae:

Carie: *emotions*

Marie: *Dies*

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puxzkkx:

I was watching a porn and one of the actors had this tattoo

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[video]

• me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time
• me: thats a sign of depression
• me:
• me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

[video]

chikuto:

I have a feeling Bill is really competitive …

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just-shower-thoughts:

If you rapidly say “egg” repeatedly you sound like Mr. Krabs laughing

@craftykraken

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buberry:

grumpyvikingdidnothingwrong:

I finally found a politician I can support.

@robot-wank

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• tumblr employee: .......Mr. Green.....
• John Green: Yes scum?
• tumblr employee: may we.... give them back the replies
• John Green: (deep inhale)
• John Green: only a chosen few
• tumblr employee: yes my master