Silver Tongue

Apr 27

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transparasite:
tastefullyoffensive:
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.
But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

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If there’s ever carmageddon mod for gta V pc, therealjacksepticeye Has to race markiplier across the map with it.

jwblogofrandomness:

That’s not Wanda, Wanda is pink.
That’s Juandissimo Magnifico!

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america-wakiewakie:

sassylikesassafras:
somalisupremacy:
america-wakiewakie:
Girl gets out of underage drinking ticket by beating cop at rock-paper-scissors at Texas music festival | NY Daily News
This is what white privilege looks like.
^^
She didn’t get out of it. I know her and she got suspended from school, and the cops are suspended without pay until it can be decided if they will be fired…
Wait, so you are saying a police officer’s job is in jeopardy because they didn’t give a ticket to a drunk white girl, yet 9 times out of 10 a cop won’t get fired for shooting and killing a black or brown person?
Apparently, in this society knowing when to ticket white people carries more weight than knowing when not to kill black and brown people.

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voiceactresskurutta:

spasticbirdie:
why are there nail guns but no nail rifles. i want to be able to build a deck from 100 meters away.
are you ron swanson

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Abortion -

betty-the-beehive-mod:

betty-the-beehive-mod:

mackseptiplier:

samanthasenses:

I just saw something on Facebook about a 13 yr old autistic girl being raped and getting pregnant. People are upset because the girls parents are making her carry the baby because the baby is innocent. Am I the only person…
http://thestir.cafemom.com/crime/168006/family_friend_accused_of_raping
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/06/justin-vance-autistic-girl_n_4739403.html
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2014/02/07/man-28-accused-impregnating-13yearold-autistic-girl/
Story is a year old it seems.

Thank you for sources.
OP should have proveded them in the first place.
Anywho, Underaged pregnancy can KILL girls and the fetus if carried all the way through so that right there is proof that pro lifers don’t care about life at all.

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ringingallover:

meecheee123:
ringingallover:
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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