Silver Tongue

Apr 27

phipiohsum475:
stileslydiamartinstilinski:
spaceisprettycool:
cronusnyeh:
refusingtosinkmyship:
paxamgays:
it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra
If it were aimed toward women, it would be like “THIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON’T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESS”
SOOOOLD
THIS BRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CHRIS EVANS IS PERSONALLY HOLDING YOUR BREASTS 24/7. LOOK THIS SHIT COMES IN LIKE 78 DIFFERENT COLORS TO MATCH YOUR SKIN TONE OR YOUR CLOTHING OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, YOU GOT OPTIONS! NO LACE WE CAN DO NO LACE THAT SHIT ITCHES. YOU WANT POLKADOTS FUCK YEAH POLKA DOTS! LOOK EACH CUP HAS POCKETS IN IT FUCKING HELL POCKETS IN YOUR BRA CALM THE FUCK DOWN WORLD LET ME TAKE THIS ALL IN. MACHINE WASHABLE FUCK YEAH THROW THIS SHIT IN YOUR WASHER, IT’S NOT GONNA TANGLE, IT’S MADE WITH ASGARDIAN BILGESNIPE TAIL HAIR IT’S INDESTRUCTABLE. THIS BRA’S GONNA BEEP IF IT DETECTS CANCER IN YOUR BOOBS THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT SO CHECK YOUR BOOBS PEOPLE. FUCK YEAH THIS BRA IS AMAZING. SCIENCE.
You had me at “this bra will make you feel like Chris Evans is personally holding your breasts 24/7”
yessssss

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pumpkin-arts:

foreverdisneynerd:
I know everyone talks about Hans and everyone thinks he’s the worst animated villain ever, but guys
have you forgotten the Other Mother from Coraline?
She took sad kids from their homes and made them think they were living in paradise and made them so happy they would want to stay with her
but then as soon as they decided to stay, she forced them to SEW BUTTONS INTO THEIR EYES and then ATE THEIR SOULS!
And when Coraline refused? She turned into this monstrous monstrosity
and then forced her to participate in three sick and twisted games and when Coraline nearly won, she turned into this even worse form
and then proceeded to chase Coraline in a sequence so terrifying it even scared adults
So when everyone goes on about Hans and Mother Grothel, remember this lady and how she was so terrifying she scared an audience of adults
i had nightmares for 5 weeks cause of this damn movie

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fuzzzyuniverse:

People will always need abortions.
People will always need abortions.
PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS NEED ABORTIONS!
MAKING THEM ILLEGAL WILL NOT STOP THEM, IT WILL JUST MAKE THEM MORE DANGEROUS FOR THE WOMEN GETTING THEM.
IF YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, AS A PUNISHMENT TO THEM FOR HAVING SEX,
YOU ARE NOT PRO-LIFE OR PRO-WOMEN
YOU ARE NOT PRO-LIFE OR PRO-WOMEN
YOU ARE ANTI-CHOICE AND ANTI- WOMEN

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brokenblackrabbit:

kelekelo:
every class is art class if you dont care enough

is that numbuh zero?

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widjetarcs:

God fucking DAMNIT.

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Apr 26

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