Silver Tongue

Mar 20

katsdisturbed:

wind-up-key:
tubaterry:
Pronounce Saxophone like Persephone, I dare you
I like this post.

this is Aristotle at chipotle all over again

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tacticiankate:

my circle of stars tiefling druid Honeymoon, for jocat’s golden cay mini-campaign

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meggannn:

having to pay for sebastian, the only straight companion in da2, is still funny on its own but I feel there’s also metatextual humor if we take the “varric is narrating this whole thing” to another level
like it’s no secret varric cannot stand this guy so the thought of cassandra piping up like “wait, wasn’t the champion also friends with the prince of starkhaven? you haven’t mentioned him at all”
and varric rolls his eyes so far back into his head he almost gives himself a migraine, then she insists “no, he is! I know I heard this, stop lying to me dwarf!”
he’s like “andraste’s nutsack, fine, but if you wanna hear about him I’m gonna need some financial incentive to jog my memory. he was so boring I often forget he was even there”
“you can’t be serious, are you saying you’ve completely forgotten everything about him?”
“seven sovereigns for the choir boy, seeker, take it or leave it”

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katco-cereal:

katco-cereal:
Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.
Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible…
special delivery for @soffies!!!

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melonsap:

lesbian-vegeta:
melonsap:
melonsap:
You know how corn was selectively bred out of grasses, and bananas used to have tons of rocky seeds, and avocados used to be like 90% pit, and watermelons once looked
ALT
like this?
I think we should breed the pits out of mangoes
ALT
Yep. And that kind of watermelon itself is after centuries upon centuries of selective breeding!
The other above-mentioned fruits:
ALT
Teosinte, the ancestor of corn
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A not-seedless banana
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A wild, unaltered avocado
We need to do this with mangoes
Mangoes have pits to keep us humble. Without them we would fall to insatiable bloodlust for more mango.
Maybe I want to be a mangpire