mosspajamas asked:
*robin voice* S L A D E
Deathstroke: D I C K
Robin: excuse me whAT
Deathstroke: oh sorry I thought we were on a first name basis
Robin: wait. Slade is—
Deathstroke: on my birth certificate, yes
Robin: what the fuck. what the fuck.
Deathstroke: look Dick I don’t know why you’re reacting like—
Robin: you can’t call me that!
Deathstroke: Richard?
Robin: NO!!!
Deathstroke: well what would you have me call you if not your name
Robin: Robin! you call me Robin!
Deathstroke: well that doesn’t seem fair. you’ve never called me Deathstroke once in your life.
Robin: I can’t believe it. you put SLADE on your fucking taxes. your name. is SLADE. you signed your homework. as SLADE.
Deathstroke: if it makes you feel any better I definitely don’t pay taxes
Robin: your mom probably wrote SLADE inside your underwear
Deathstroke: can I get you some water or something
Robin: you went to the zoo and looked for SLADE on the tacky gift shop merchandise
Deathstroke: if you’re done I’d like to get back to murdering you
Robin: WHO NAMES A BABY SLADE
Starfire: Friend Robin, what has made you so angry?
Robin: SLADE!
Raven: well there’s a surprise
Robin: that’s his NAME. his fucking NAME.
Cyborg: wait. you mean like. his NAME name?
Robin: YES. Slade’s name. is SLADE.
Beast Boy: dude
Robin: it’s just SICK
Cyborg: hey Rob have you ever considered uh. googling him
Robin: what?
Cyborg: or looking him up in the white pages
Robin: who?
Cyborg: Mr. Wilson
Robin: who the fuck is Mr. Wils–oh my god
Cyborg: yeah
Robin: oh my GOD. like the–
Cyborg: like the soccer ball from Castaway
Robin: SLADE WILSON????????
Cyborg: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!
Robin: ‘Mr. Wilson’ sounds like the name of a divorced middle-aged father of three
Cyborg: Wilson! WILSONNNNN!
Robin: WILSON!!!!
sorry
this was an amazing episode I can’t believe they had to take it off the air due to all the F bombs
LAST ONE I PROMISE
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3 teens instantly transported to the hell realms for “not respecting the pouch”, sources say
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has someone made an evergiven transformer yet
:3
We can’t forget the helpful excavator transformer tasked with saving the day!
Is your Suez canal in trouble? This boy will be there on the double!
but consider:
there are many boats trying to get the Ever Given un-stuck!
I AM IN SO MUCH LOVE RIGHT NOW. I AM SO PROUD OF THIS COMMUNITY
Meme boat gets an award
The excavator belongs to @cuppajj
GUYSSSSSS THEY DID IT….. THEY’RE DOING IT… LOOK AT ‘EM GO!!!!!!!
“Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”
[distant cheers of “We Achieved Something!!”]
Ever Given is a little less stuck now! Still a bit stuck but a little more un-stuck nonetheless!
THEY’RE GETTING THERE!! THEY’RE GETTING THERE!! If they all work together they can get their big new friend free!!
And later evergiven got some hot
choccyenergon for tryingSHE’S FREE! And they all waved a happy goodbye as ever given sailed off!
But their big new friend couldn’t leave without a memento from her experience <3
(tugboat crew designs by @acatpiestuff and evergiven design by @some-tf-reblogs)
God this was so wholesome….
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Anonymous asked:
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Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it’s tumblr posts
“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”
“Do you like the color of the sky?”
“Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?”
“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”
“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”
“Do you own a pet? Has it ever gotten into something that it really shouldn’t be eating? How about chocolate fondue?”
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The kestrel shuffle! Gotta keep them eggs warm!
Source: Nest Box Live
(My experience with broody birds is chickens) Why does she do that? Is she having trouble keeping all the eggs under her? Or does she not pluck her breast to expose her skin to the eggs for more warmth?
Yep, birds of prey usually also pluck a brood patch! Shes doing it to rotate and reposition the eggs under her to keep them all warm.
Best quality: her mama wiggles
I am no kind of bird expert, but I think it’s mama AND papa wiggles? At 0:06 and 0:41 that is definitely a different bird.
Yes, the gray headed bird is the male!
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King shit
childhood?
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