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Comic strip by Kris Straub
oh shit that’s good
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California produces a lot of wine, but is in the middle of a bad drought. What California needs is a reverse Jesus
The antichrist can turn wine into water maybe
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i wonder what places i have already visited for the last time
Holy shit
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So… we had flip phones and then smartphones…
Now we have a smartwatch… where’s my flip watch?
It’s deeper than that.
We had pocket watches. Then wrist watches. Then our phones had clocks and we kept them in our pockets. Now we are keeping time on our wrists again. The next iteration of time telling will be pocket.
My senior quote is due in a week and I’m SERIOUSLY considering using “WHEN’S MAHVEL?” Or “You can’t have too many waifu, it’ll ruin your lifu!”
So conflicted.
Go for it! I used Matt’s “I promise nothing and deliver less” quote as mine.
OOOHHH I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE TOO! I’m more conflicted about which one to use, because now I’ve began ton consider Matt’s “It’s my job to say ‘I got this’ then fail.” There’s too many good ones! XD
It should be “but no, it’s good you just have to give it a chance even though we’re totally trying to give it a chance and it’s shit”
Man, if I could have a curse word or ten in it, I’d even consider that, or one of my all time faves, Pat’s “You are the fucking winter of my discontent, you son of a bitch!”
Then just have it be “david cage is a failure of a game designer”
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My senior quote is due in a week and I’m SERIOUSLY considering using “WHEN’S MAHVEL?” Or “You can’t have too many waifu, it’ll ruin your lifu!”
So conflicted.
Go for it! I used Matt’s “I promise nothing and deliver less” quote as mine.
OOOHHH I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE TOO! I’m more conflicted about which one to use, because now I’ve began ton consider Matt’s “It’s my job to say ‘I got this’ then fail.” There’s too many good ones! XD
It should be “but no, it’s good you just have to give it a chance even though we’re totally trying to give it a chance and it’s shit”
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