Relationships in Harvest Moon are somewhat weird.
Like, imagine if a dude came to your house everyday just to give you an egg. Just one egg. So you slowly fall in love with the egg dude. And end up marrying him. Because he gave you eggs daily.
It was odd, really. And she really should have been creeped out by it. But somehow she wasn’t. He came every day, right before she went to work, and gave her an egg. Just one egg. At first she didn’t think anything of it. He was a farmer. They had eggs. But it was every day, and somehow the egg turned into more.
She hadn’t meant to fall in love with him. It just happened. One day she was saying thank you for the hundredth egg and the next she was blushing as he gave it to her. And then one day it wasn’t an egg, but a blue feather. She hadn’t meant to fall in love with egg guy, but she had. And she didn’t regret a thing.
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do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
I tried to scroll
I tried to scroll too
we all tried
It never works.
Some guys don’t have dicks
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When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
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mistermourningdove-moved asked: Okay, I keep wanting to tell you this, but instead shy away because I'm socially awkward and antisocial, but I seriously love your art style.
Thank you. You have no idea what it means to me that someone I don’t personally know appreciates my art.
- watching tv/movies together
- going to events together like carnivals, festivals etc.
- going on dates like to the movies or shopping
- sharing secrets
- hugs
- sharing drinks
- phone calls
- talking
- touching noses
- cuddling
- philosophical discussions
- hand holding
- sharing jokes
- sharing smiles
- laying your head on someone’s shoulder
- linking arms
- massages
- tickling
- playing with hair
- scratching backs
- tracing designs on arms
- talking about the future
- a hand written note
- moving your head to their chest and listening to their heartbeat.
- singing together or playing instruments together
- dancing
- feeding each other
- drawing/writing on one another
- brushing your partners hair
- sharing food
- sitting knee to knee across from each other
- doing beauty treatments like facials or manicures, hair dying or face masks
- reading books together
- take care of your partner when sick
- talking about the relationship (how I feel with you, How I feel w/ this relationship)
- cooking together
- head-scratches
- hugging
- discussions about yourselves (like flaws, shortcomings, passions, stuff)
- being physically/emotionally vulnerable
- just sleeping together,
- an actual open honest conversation
- bathing and taking care of hygiene together
- butterfly kisses
- nuzzling
- telling on-the-fly stories
- meditating or sharing spirituality
- grooming
- sharing hobbies
- studding
- sharing personal stories
- shaving
- seeing each other without make-up or all dressed up
- moral support for major events
- crying, sharing emotions, comforting each other
- listening to someones heartbeat or breathing
- camping/hiking
- sleepovers
- being with animals together
- going on trips together
- sharing clothes/jewelry/personal items
- sharing online social media
- cleaning someone else’s living space
- going with them to a doctor/therapist
- doing art together
- kissing different body parts
- making out
- volunteer together
- work together
- talking about wants and desires
- experience new things together
- do an extracurricular together
- play games together
- play sports together
- walking together
- being respectful and kind to one another (helping them do things, open doors for them etc.)
- sharing responsibilities (chores, babysitting etc.)
- giving each other presents, special things from the heart
- talking about and respecting each others boundaries
- public displays of affection
- grooming in front of each other
- wrestling or play fighting
- texting/talking online
- looking in each other’s eyes
- complimenting each other
- falling asleep over skype or chat
- making faces at each other
- sky watching
- write poetry
- inside jokes
- respect each other
- tell them how you feel about them
- get to know each other better (playing 20 questions)
- go for a ride together
- close your eyes and memorise each others faces with your fingers
- walk arm in arm
- make a playlist together
- make up your own words or slang
- go out to eat
- list each other’s best features
- bring your faces close without touching and feel each other breath
- go shopping together
- throw a party or other event together
- leave love notes
- exercise together
- exchange something meaningful
- try to have a whole conversation with only eye contact and facial expressions
- sit back to back and feel each other’s heartbeat
- learn their favorite food and make it
- run errands together
- look at photos together
- take photos together
- go people watch
- have a staring contest
- learn something new together
- take turns leading each other on a nature walk blindfolded
- get to know each others family and friends
- draw or sculpt each other
- paint each other’s bodies
- play with kids together
- practicing a skill together
- sharing food
- being in comfortable clothes together
- waving goodbye
- being comfortable with each other’s bodily functions
- any others you can think of?
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I’m double confirmed for gay, so does that make me gay² or just 2gay?
This is what gay² looks like

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Su fans: Garnet was underwater searching for signs of lapis and *looks at ink smudge on hand* Jester?
Anonymous asked: Is imposible seduce you because asexulity itchy
True. But I can be bribed to have sex with someone if I know them.
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