Silver Tongue

Apr 24

rosexknight:

shinmadoka:

Relationships in Harvest Moon are somewhat weird. 

Like, imagine if a dude came to your house everyday just to give you an egg. Just one egg. So you slowly fall in love with the egg dude. And end up marrying him. Because he gave you eggs daily.

It was odd, really. And she really should have been creeped out by it. But somehow she wasn’t. He came every day, right before she went to work, and gave her an egg. Just one egg. At first she didn’t think anything of it. He was a farmer. They had eggs. But it was every day, and somehow the egg turned into more.

She hadn’t meant to fall in love with him. It just happened. One day she was saying thank you for the hundredth egg and the next she was blushing as he gave it to her. And then one day it wasn’t an egg, but a blue feather. She hadn’t meant to fall in love with egg guy, but she had. And she didn’t regret a thing.

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squeekylittlemeercat:

isis-:

1971endlessthoughts:

themostamazingphil:

godtie:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

I tried to scroll

I tried to scroll too

we all tried

It never works.

Some guys don’t have dicks

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songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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mistermourningdove-moved asked: Okay, I keep wanting to tell you this, but instead shy away because I'm socially awkward and antisocial, but I seriously love your art style.

Thank you. You have no idea what it means to me that someone I don’t personally know appreciates my art.

List of Non-sexual forms of intimacy

incapableofgivingup:

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wuffleton:
“I’m double confirmed for gay, so does that make me gay² or just 2gay?
”
This is what gay² looks like

wuffleton:

I’m double confirmed for gay, so does that make me gay² or just 2gay?

This is what gay² looks like

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(Source: wuffleton)

Su fans: Garnet was underwater searching for signs of lapis and *looks at ink smudge on hand* Jester?

Anonymous asked: Is imposible seduce you because asexulity itchy

True. But I can be bribed to have sex with someone if I know them.

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

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