Silver Tongue

Mar 25

remember to hydrate ur eyeballs

wosh u eyes

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bigbadkingboomboo:
ladygolem:
jankybones:
a-big-furry-rat:
spyadults:
the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?
he’s back
He’s come to fight Donald Trump.
thank you president rushmore

A real american hero

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gay-armadillo:
tatt00ine:
ilikechildren–fried:
jetpack-jenny:
celticpyro:
a-case-of-tragic-magic:
just-shower-thoughts:
Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back
“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”
“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”
“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”
“Mental stability, my old friend!”
“I haven’t seen my youthful vigor in ages!”

Motivation and inspiration! There you are! I was wondering where I would find you two together!

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chickencourtesan:

sonoanthony:
moisemorancy:
What you don’t see on TV!
Smh the news outlets really not giving no type of coverage making him seem like he don’t have no support.
Seriously! Bernie drew a crowd of over 14000 in Republican-majority Utah the same day Trump hosted an event in a venue meant for 1800.

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chef: I didn’t go to culinary school. We don’t use measuring cups or portions because I’m the best.

Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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I'm not exaggerating...

Friend that grew up poor: Ehh...pizza is on me this time. Don't worry about it ;)
Friend that grew up rich: We need to calculate the value of everyone's meals with an Excel spreadsheet. I can't let you borrow $2 for McDonald's because you forgot your wallet.

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