ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.
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Every time I hear someone say bisexuals/pansexuals are "just confused” I think
“well yeah I mean I guess I am pretty confused about taxes and like… how giraffe spines work.”
Giraffe spines are supported by some of the strongest muscles in any mammal, which not only give structural support but also aid in blood circulation, like a giant compression sock. Giraffe hearts are also, pound for pound, one of the strongest in the world, having to pump blood against gravity so high up. Fun fact: giraffes can’t vomit due to the sheer length of their necks, which also means they’re better at smelling toxins and bad fruit than almost any other animal.
Well I guess now I’m just confused about taxes.
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Anonymous asked: in regards to something you said last night, I think you are a little
yeah, I am pretty sure I am now.
Last night I wasn’t sure because I didn’t know much about it but I’ve been talking to my friend all day and realized that I am. I also managed to order a new plush
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nice try nerds but unfortunately the only thing guaranteed to trigger me well and good is people giving me money and expecting nothing in return. I sure hope nobody ever does that, boy howdy
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