Silver Tongue

Apr 19

halpando:
“ultrafacts:
“bvb-killjoy:
“groovypirate:
“bee-the-gatekeeper:
“chauvinistsushi:
“bebinn:
“ hellkatsally:
“ ultrafacts:
“ Source
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These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends...

halpando:

ultrafacts:

bvb-killjoy:

groovypirate:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

chauvinistsushi:

bebinn:

hellkatsally:

ultrafacts:

Source 

These dudes are fucking legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.

In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.

Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”

The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

Actual tears.. hnngh

Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.

where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang

My friend told me about this a few years ago when I really needed this. They really are the nicest people in the world and I love them!!

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no, im not having feels…. IM NOT HAVING FEELS

(Source: ultrafacts, via robustquestioner)

hammyterasu:

bigasslizard:

bigasslizard:

omg there is a committee in our yard eating a possum i’m gonna try and get some photos

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT AWARE A COMMITTEE IS A GROUP OF VULTURES there is NOT a bunch of people in my yard discussing business opportunities while occasionally picking at the carcass of a marsupial

OH THANK GOD

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rosexknight:
“annualponyprom:
“It’s time for annual Pony Prom!
Tell your friends, tell your neighbours, tell your cat!
Everybody can attend as long as they dress up
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Hey! See this? I wanna do a thing for this. I’ve got a ton of characters to do...

rosexknight:

annualponyprom:

It’s time for annual Pony Prom!
Tell your friends, tell your neighbours, tell your cat!

Everybody can attend as long as they dress up

Hey! See this? I wanna do a thing for this. I’ve got a ton of characters to do things with too! Not to mention my usual blogs…

So yeah! We should do a thing someone!

Rose, you thinking what I’m thinking?

(via rosexknight)

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

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OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

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OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

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I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

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OH NO

(Source: burnedwic, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

alexiisloovee:

Whenever Deadpool breaks the fourth wall in his movie, I want one where he’s like “Oh man I could be getting so much help from this other group of superheroes based in New York but ya know…..” then he looks at the camera and he’s like “Studio ownership issues.” 

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

lizzymodblog:

pricefieldtrash:

sleightofpencil:

imagineyouricon:

However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon.

I just had 106 children with an eyeball

I had 258 children w Kate marsh oh

1013 with Star Butterfly. We’ll name this half Liz Jr. and the other half Star Jr. and then we can name one Nemo.

588 beautiful cartoon horse girls.

(Source: imagineyouricon, via )

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