Silver Tongue

Mar 15

my dad: I like your hoodie, who’s that character on the back?
me: oh that’s uh (trying to think of a way to explain Samus Aran to my dad) she’s kind of like the soldier from doom
my dad: anime?
me: no

“shes like boba fett”

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kropotkindersurprise:

Make sure to take extra care if you have to use public transit during the corona outbreak. [video]

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30-minute-memes:

just like the simulations

simulations intensify

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bird-big:

people overreacting are literally more of a threat than the actual virus at this point. you are all so FUCKING stupid

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chefpyro:

i dont get it

“you see someone wearing a hat like that and you know they aint afraid of anythign”

tophatsarefabulous:

you know what trope i just go maximum apeshit for every goddamn time?
when a character has to improvise a weapon under urgent circumstances.
im talking characters in handcuffs using them to garrote enemies
characters swinging objects that are WILDLY un-aerodynamic (a table, a a garden gate.)
or throwing objects that are wildly un-damaging (an inflatable chair, a bunch of flowers)
throwing something soft and light over someones head as a brief distraction
using the ENVIRONMENT against their adversary (pulling a rug from under them, slamming a door in their face)
using weapons that are broken or not working properly, or using them the ‘incorrect’ way (using an empty gun as a bludgeon, Elizabeth Swann pulling that sword off the wall but it still being attached to the wall display)
swordfights using anything BUT swords
people macgyvering wildly ‘low-tech’ improvised contraptions to defeat massively high-tech and well organised attacks
loading a blunderbuss or shotgun with something commonplace and either not-at-all dangerous or surprisingly lethal (sand, cutlery, buttons)
i love this trope so much

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hopeydopey526:

rebel-without-a-cunt:
viralthings:
Hermit crab using a skull for a shell
Reblog if you support goth crab
this is just a cancer sun with a scorpio rising

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