Silver Tongue

Mar 23

spyadults:
the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

Luckily, the french provided us with an equal to be able to face him and if president rushmore escapes, lady liberty would be able to fend him off

(via taffybuns)

sixohsixoheightfourtwo:

kathplanet:
i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if the captain and the 1st mate are marrying each OTHER
Im sorry this is the most important post on this website

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dysfunctionalqueer:

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond
there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond
there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you.

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reservoirgays:

I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t say that. I hate cliches.” Like we get it you just watched fight club calm down Tyler Durden

(via bloodsbane)

agarthanguide:

thegestianpoet:
thegestianpoet:
WHERE are the lesbian mountain women
in the mountains. fuck. of course theyre in the mountains. i fucked this post up
I drew the lesbian mountain women i didn’t know how else to comfort you.

(via bloodsbane)

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anonof5puns:

forgivensam:
dick-jenga:
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

geheichous:

i love how artists present their artwork nowadays
like, before things were named like “Sunset landscape, France, 1947”
and now everything is “no homo bU T look what i drew ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .png”

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

mellarkish:

notallpearls:
if peridot is stevens annoying younger sister than lapis is his Moody Teenage Sister
lapis: *unplugs peridot’s computer* log in to the real world, dweeb

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)