Silver Tongue

Mar 14

aeritus:

There’s an HS countown starting today so yeah, have a Jade for fav character ;P

theconcealedweapon:

They could have just given everyone in the country $4,500.

Think of how many people could afford to stay home from work if they had an extra $4,500.

And that’s per person. Imagine if a family of four had an extra $18,000.

But I guess that would be socialism, which apparently is okay only when it benefits the rich.

(via jadewares)

toy-bonnie:

Decided to draw the FNaF crew in the NitW style - not because I’m watching NitW playlists or anything.

(via aeritus)

since1938:

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astraskylark:

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day

(via scafe-dragon)

221cbakerstreet:

one-time-i-dreamt:

wszystko-czerwone:

keeperofseeds:

As a Croat, seeing a meme about my country for the first time ever on Tumblr is an experience

Bosnia and Herzegovina can have a little shoreline. As a treat

(Source: unclefather, via rosexknight)

moonpaw:

*drinks a can of monster*  i have been given powers to defeat god

the power was inside you all along

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A comprehensive list of the most feral Obi-Wan Kenobi Adaptations

cowboygreasers:

#1: Attack of the Clones: The absolute most feral incarnation, gaslights drug dealers and causes ship crashes. Gets knocked out in one punch. Has a mullet. Potential war criminal. Kills so many fucking people. Enjoys arson.

#2: A New Hope: Has lost all sense of caring. Walks up to Vader and dies instantly. Answers everything and also nothing, just says what shit comes to his brain first. Eats sand. Looks like this (He’s only 53). Never appears in the new trilogy out of spite.

#3: 2D Clone Wars: Genuinely depressed or sick any given moment he’s on screen. Having a consistent crisis every waking second of his life. Anakin is making him age faster than he can comprehend. Living embodiment of a cold.

#4: Revenge of the Sith: “Hello there!”, the most reasonable and balanced of the Obi Wans. Has a cool ass lizard he rides. Destroys a scary robot guy. Medium tier because this is the control Obi Wan and the most accurate depiction of his personality.

#5: 3D Clone Wars: This Obi Wan FUCKS. Has a girlfriend. Does a lot of random shit both for clout and out of humility. Low on the list because of lack of war crimes and having a severely calm and consistent temperament, also was a whole other dude at some point.

#6: Phantom Menace: He’s baby. ( “Counterpoint: He saw his master die to a sith lord and threw hands and vivisected the bitch” - @limedtown​)

#7: Lego Star Wars: He’s a lego what the fuck is he going to do

BONUS: Cursed Obi-Wans too complex for me to describe on this list

(Source: sinclair-solutions, via rockboci)

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